Until
the iPod Video was released, most people didn't
spend hours staring at an iPod screen. You'd probably
pull out your iPod, select a song or playlist, then
stick the iPod back into your pocket. As a result,
the occasional scratch to your iPod's screen probably
didn't cause you much concern.
However,
that all changed with the iPod Video. Your eyes are
glued to your iPod's screen every second of every video
you watch. And a big scratch on the screen is totally
gonna piss you off. After awhile, that scratch will
start gnawing away at your frayed
ends of sanity.
Getting
a protective case for your iPod Video should be required.
Once the screen is scratched up, it's basically
worthless. There are several protective cases for your
iPod. One of your options is the waterproof
OtterBox for iPod Video
case.
For
this review, we gave the Otterbox case to Vladimir, a Russian
writer with a little bit of a split personality. Enjoy. |
INSTALLIATION
Sticking your iPod inside the Otterbox Video case is very easy.
Just unsnap the clip and connect your iPod to the internal headphone
jack. Close it up and your iPod is now in a safe waterproof vacuum
inside the Otterbox.
" I
can't believe you're gonna stuff me into this plastic
coffin, you motherless #$%&*@!!!!!!! Aaahhhhhhh.
This does feel kinda awesome. I
take the #$%&*@ thing back. Sorry dude."
~
Vladimir's iPod |
The
clamshell opens to about 30 degrees and is closed tightly with
a plastic fastener. The 3.5mm plug is built into the
interior of the case. In this design your headphones
are plugged into the carrying case and not into the iPod directly.
Evil Vladimir
says: "Insert
your Video iPod into your brand spanking
new tasty Otterbox and… Voila! That's French,
by the way. Look it up. If you're having
difficulties inserting your iPod Video
into an Otterbox case, please do the
rest of us a favor and consider removing yourself from human
society. I'll leave the means by which you can
accomplish that to your own imagination."

DURABLABILITY
How
durable is the
OtterBox for iPod Video
waterproof Otterbox case?
Can it survive an afternoon with Vladimir, the reviewer?
Evil Vladimir
says: "Once you have your
iPod Video in your Otterbox case, what do you do? You
take your brand spanking new tasty Otterbox case and
iPod Video on a little adventure. I
took my iPod into the men's room at work.
" Do
you mind NOT taking that photograph just
now?"
~
Guy standing at adjacent urinal |
Should you actually
drop your Otterbox into a urinal and give it good hose
down? I don't think so, but this America is a free country,
no? If you do decide to really give your iPod a urinal
bath, please refer to the paragraph above where I discussed
removing yourself from human society."
WATERPROOF
The
iPod itself is tightly sealed inside the case making it not only
waterproof but also fairly shock proof. The Otterbox
also has a waterproof
headphone connector molded directly into the case. Combined
with waterproof headphones it's touted to be ready to use in
water, but not tested for diving to any significant depth.
Why would you go underwater and watch a movie anyway, you weirdo?
Evil
Vladimir says: "When iPod get hot, I make it cold in snow
bank. It might not be yellow, but wet, cold and dirty, yes."
The
case performs splendidly in snow and the rain. No leakages were
noted in light to heavy rainfall. The
case is also virtually particle proof (sand, dirt, dust, etc.)
as well.
ACCESSING
THE CONTROLS
So
what happens when you want to access the controls on your iPod
while it is inside the case?
A
touch sensitive interactive plastic membrane allows you to control
the iPod without actually touching it. The membrane is sensitive
enough to allow for unimpeded access and durable enough to remain
undamaged after prolonged active use.
Evil Vladimir says: "I
have hammer. Let's
see how interactive this membrane really is."
The
OtterBox for iPod Video
has a transparent screen doesn't hinder
your viewing experience. The plastic is hard enough to
be fairly scratch resistant. Glare was not a problem in
various lighting conditions.
PRICE
The
OtterBox for iPod Video
costs about $50 depending on where you buy it. How you get that
$50 is up to you.
Evil Vladimir
says: "So you're walking home, wasted out of your
mind, waving around your video iPod, screaming Metallica's
Hit
the Lights at the top of your lungs and feeling like
you're bleeding all the Jack you drank through your eyelids.
And no, those kids hanging out on the corner are not thinking
about hitting you over the head with something heavy and running
away really, really fast with the aforementioned brand spanking
new 60GB Video iPod. Well, they're kinda thinking
about it, but it seems that they have better things to do tonight.
The train
ride home was kinda long and you're really thirsty so you
figure you'll get yourself one of them peach Snapples,
just 'cause that's the way you roll. So you
walk into the corner store, grab the Snapple and end up buying
a scratch lotto ticket with your last dollar. Lo and
behold, you win yourself a whole fifty bucks. Awesome. Now
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking
about investing the fitty with those kids on the corner for
a bunch of doobies. Although I value your judgment, I
suggest you reconsider and keep walking home. Don't
forget to be nice to the store clerk even if he doesn't
thank you and doesn't ask to come again.
Ok.
You've slept it off and the hangover isn't so bad. Right. Go
to Otterbox.com and order yourself one of them tasty Otterboxes
for your brand spanking new 60GB video iPod. Now you see how
that fitty comes in handy."
THINGS
TO IMPROVE
Overall,
the
OtterBox for iPod Video
is a great product, but it isn't perfect.
OtterBox comes with
a detachable belt clip, but the design of the clip is a bit
flimsy. It seems that the designers realized that the carrying
case is somewhat too big to be used in this manner so the belt
clip has the feel of a feature that was "thrown" in.
Evil Vladimir
says: "I think tasty Otterbox has
drawbacks too. The earphone jack contacts are
not gold plated - those Otters boys coulda thrown that
in (for a fitty? come on!). If Otter can design a high-pressure
mold to form the case and then file a patent for it,
I'm sure they could've figured something out.
Also, you
can't access the hold switch without opening the Otter
case, but you can't really scratch your ass with your elbow
either, so I think it kinda balances things out. Also you will
need to remove your iPod from your Otterbox to dock it but
you have to let the thing breathe once in while anyway. So
find a way to make your peace with it."
FINAL
THOUGHTS
OtterBox
is a robust carrying case made of translucent plastic of various
thickness. It's a robust clamshell design ideal
for use during activities where your iPod is exposed to elements
and/or mechanical damage.
If you plan on taking
your iPod anywhere near water or the elements, then protecting
your
iPod
with an
OtterBox for iPod Video
is a good idea.
Evil Vladimir says: "So
what if it's kinda bulky and could be mistaken for a set
of brass knuckles? It's way better than that sheepskin
that came with your brand spanking new 60GB video iPod. That
thing sends shivers down my spine. And you definitely
will not tolerate one of them rubbers around something you
spent several hundred dollars on. Just think, if you
spent that several hundred dollars on doobies, you wouldn't
put rubbers on them, would ya? I thought so.
To
sum it up, if you happen to find yourself with a spare fitty,
don't spend it on doobies - get yourself a tasty
Otterbox. Doobies will burn up quickly, but the Otterbox
will last forever. Seriously, I highly doubt it's
biodegradable."
The case is too big
to be used during activities where you will not be wearing
a winter jacket with large pockets or carrying some sort of
a bag, but it's ideal for storage and transportation in rough
conditions. You can throw this thing in your trunk without
thinking twice about it. It will withstand exposure to water
spray and high humidity. OtterBox offers protection for your
iPod in most conditions you can think of using the device.
" Doobies
will burn up quickly, but the Otterbox will last forever.
Seriously, I highly doubt it's biodegradable."
~
Vladimir |
OtterBox makes
protective cases for the original iPod, iPod
Mini, iPod
Nano and iPod Video. |