Making
silly inventions
is an extremely popular hobby in Japan. They call it Chindogu.
These inventions attempt to solve a problem or make a task easier. However, despite their attempts,
Chindogu
inventions usually just create new problems and cause significant social embarrassment. But that's all part of the fun.
Here are some of our favorite Chindogu inventions. Enjoy!
Butter
my toast Mommy!
Now
Daddy can milk himself.
Blow!
Then dazzle your friends as it dangles in your face!
Perfect
for getting mysterious yellow fluid in your eyes.
Noodle
fan? Because all soup should have its own jet stream.
Sign
Translation: I have no friends.
Michael
Jackson could have used one of these to keep his nose from washing away.
Pam
Anderson could probably use two of these kickstands.
NERD
NOTE: Literally translated, "Chindogu" means unusual tool. The term was coined by Kenji Kawakami, a Japanese investor and editor of the magazine "Mail Order Life." Dan Papia then introduced it to the English-speaking world and popularized it as a monthly feature in his magazine, Tokyo Journal, encouraging readers to send in ideas. Kawakami and Papia collaborated on the English language book 101 Unuseless Japanese Inventions: The Art of Chindogu, first edition 1995.
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So the next time you are near a urinal in Japan, throw a few peanuts inside and give Dasubee the urinal elephant a treat. Because animal faces and bright colors make cleaning piss fun! ;)
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Bad Japanese Inventions Making
silly inventions,
is an extremely popular hobby in Japan... but so is fighting Godzilla.
Here are some pictures of the best Chingdogu inventions ever made. Enjoy!
Ridiculous Print Ads
from the 1930's From the silly and male chauvinistic to the deceptive lies, here are some of the most ridiculous ads from the 1930's.
The
Power of Makeup Are there any natural beauties in Hollywood? Maybe not. Perhaps
celebrities just rely on good stylists with the Amazing Power of
Makeup.
Geeky Tattoos
Marriages, fame, and fortune... everything comes and goes. That is, everything except a tattoo. Tattoos are permanently inked onto your body. So when someone gets a geeky tattoo, it just makes it all the more special.
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Rejected
Limited Edition iPods
After
Apple released the limited edition U2 Black iPod, the door was
opened for imitators to follow. Let's hope these ideas
never even make it past the drawing board.
Rejected
iPod Engravings When purchasing a new iPod from the Apple store, you can choose
to have a custom message laser engraved on the back. These were the
rejects.
Funny Halloween Pumpkins
At one point, the art of pumpkin carving went extreme... these are the photos.
Email or 
feed.
Say hello to Dasubee - The Japanese Elephant Urinal Cleaner. To use Dasubee, just turn him on and back him into a dirty urinal (or maybe it's dirty urinals that turn him on). Dasubee will start scrubbing away and clean up all those urine soaked cigarette butts and that porcelain rim of random pubic hair. 
iPod Humor 
If you grew up during the 80's, then you probably remember the actor Wilford Brimley from movies like Cocoon, The Natural and his many Quaker Oats Oatmeal commercials. Does Wilford Brimley really look like a cat? You decide.
After such a high profile career spanning over 3 decades, Hasselhoff has partaken in many a cheesy photo shoot. In Hoff's defense, most of the embarrassing photos below were taken during the 1980's or in Europe. That almost provides a loose excuse for most of these photos. But many of them are still very questionable and a few actually are quite disturbing. 
