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Crap your hands! It's time for some testes to make your heart tinkle!

Date Created: 07/02/2008

Last Updated: 09/04/2008

Authors: Staff

Obviously China was ready for the 2008 Olympics and the resulting influx of English speaking tourists. Here are a few souvenir photos that we'll never forget. Enjoy!

Bring a spoon! It's diaper fresh!!

Sounds better than "canned water" doesn't it?

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Why be just lovely?

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...but taste like cat

Apparently China's Starbucks division is branching out.

Hey, cripple! Take my seat.

Great with flied lice

A separate entrance for ho's....why didn't Dre think of that?

Go over there to die, please. Thank you.

Good to know

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Oh no! All your liquor head friends from college will be so dissapointed.

Be sure to look up and down each aisle before proceeding...

It would be once you start chewing on it

I wouldn't tickle this one?

Weird, because horsebeans sound delicious.?

Now we know where Richard Simmons shops.

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I knew it!!

What?

If there's one thing we don't need help with...?

See you after the flight, Uncle Randy!

This sign should be in front of half the hotels in town.

So this is where all they all end up

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