|  Paris Hilton is a hard parting rich girl whose family
owns the Hilton
Hotel empire. Surprisingly, Paris has
set the standard (it's pretty low) for the wealthy, twenty-something
socialites of today. Her
privileged upbringing and whirlwind itinerary
of partying make her seem like a perfect subject for Lifestyles
of the Rich and Famous.
Although Paris was well known for her party lifestyle, what
catapulted her into instant infamy was a home sex movie she
made
with Shannon
Doherty's ex-husband Rick Solomon in 2003. The video
features both Solomon and Hilton engaged in several sexual activities.
But alas, there's
no room for love in the fast lane. The Paris-Solomon relationship
didn't last long. After they broke up, Solomon started bragging
to friends that he had a "home
movie" of him and Hilton.
When asked to comment
about the alleged sex video in early August 2003, Paris
had
this to say about Solomon:
"He's
a complete liar and scum bag. He is a very sick man. People
love to talk s--- because they're jealous. I don't care. Whatever."
"Whatever"
indeed. It is rumored that Ms. Hilton has made at
least 10 videos with numerous "friends" both male
and female.
And now you can even buy
some of them on Amazon!
A Night In Paris
In case
you haven't seen the infamous Solomon video yet, titled
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here's a full review:
Paris Hilton busts on the movie scene not unlike a young
Nicole
Kidman with a skillfully delivered first line... "let
me get my phone."
 The producers
(Rick Solomon & Paris Hilton) magnificently drive a dialogue
of modernism with a line that is more a conditioned response than
free will. Like Pavlov's
dog, she is powerless to resist the cold intrusion of the
technological sprawl that devours countryside's, bathrooms and
boudoirs with the same unyielding hunger.
Marshall
McLuhan's promise of a Global Village intruded on this evening
of lust as the throbbing circuitry of a connected world demands
the sacrifice of a media virgin. But she is not without
an advisor.
In this film
Ms. Hilton acts opposite Rick Solomon, media mogul, giver
of corporal knowledge, member of the lucky-sperm club. Yet
he is more, and in a poignant moment of self-loathing which
defines the entire encounter, Solomon blasphemes the very
technology upon which he has built his empire - an empire
that opened the very door which he repeatedly enters during
his acting debut: "F
your phone."
Hilton's Sidekick Phone Gets Hacked
 What's worse than having a sex tape released without your consent? Two years later in 2005, Hilton's T-Mobile Sidekick cell phone was hacked and its contents posted on the Internet.
Scores of A-list celebrities' private cell numbers, including
Lindsay
Lohan, Christina
Aguilera, Andy
Roddick, Victoria
Gotti, Vin
Diesel, Eminem, Anna
Kournikova, and Ashlee
Simpson,
were all published online!
We suspect
that all of Paris' Sidekick buddies from the T-Mobile
commercials (Snoop
Dogg, Wayne
Newton, Wee-Man...) are going to think twice next time before they throw their
numbers out there.
One angry celeb grunted
to Drudge from The Drudge Report, "I
gave her my number after we met in Miami, I did not know she
f**king kept it on her cell phone!"
Paris' cell phone
also had a built-in color camera. The hacker was able to download
all her personal photos including several images of Paris making
out with a female friend. Here's a contact sheet of few of
them. You can download
the entire collection with BitTorrent. Just do a search for: "Paris Hilton Sidekick photos."
Poor Paris
What's next for Paris Hilton? Probably just more embarrassing scandals for the Hilton family and lame reality TV show shenanigans. What did you expect? A Noble Peace Prize or a law degree from Yale? It will be interesting to see what becomes of her in 30 years when her looks have faded. |
Paris
Hilton is the great-granddaughter of Conrad Hilton, founder of the
Hilton hotel chain. With homes in Manhattan's Waldorf-Astoria,
Beverly Hills and the Hamptons, she is a renowned jetsetter and socialite.
Paul Marciano, co-CEO and creative director of GUESS? "From the moment
I met Paris, I knew she had something special that would make her
much more than a typical young socialite. She exudes a charisma rarely
seen. You never know what to expect from her next."
Paris
Hilton is a hard parting rich girl who's family owns the Hilton Hotel
empire. But she's now a XXX movie star. Here's an in-depth review of
her amateur performance. 
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Put
on an anti-viral panty liner and let the battle between the
spoiled rich blonde bitches begin! It's Paris Hilton, heiress
to the Hilton Hotel empire vs Lacey Underall from the movie
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The
plot of Cobra Island Rave is almost as loose as the girls. He-Man
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