Satin Rules: Teen Confuses Satin for Satan in Graffiti Message

"Well... it's a nice fabric and all, but I don't know if it RULES."

Satin Rules
Satin Rules: High School Student Confuses Satin and Satan in Graffiti Message

Spelling matters. Especially when you want to be rebellious and channel the dark lord in your bathroom graffiti notes. There’s a big difference between ‘Satan Rules’ and ‘Satin Rules’.

Satin Rules or Satan Rules?!

We found this image in our inbox this morning from a high school student in Arkansas, United States.

“Some dumbass at my high school decided to deface a bathroom wall. He drew a Satanic Pentagram and wrote “SATIN RULES!!!” above it. WTF right? Then a few hours later someone else wrote “Well… it’s a nice fabric and all, but I don’t know if it RULES.”

Satin Rules?

Smarter Than America

Satin. Satan. Whatever. Score another one to the rest of the world for having smarter kids than the Americans. According to a 2015 Pew Research Center report, America ranks 24th globally for reading. Singapore, Hong Kong, and Canada are the top 3.

Pew Research Center report 2015