Funny Diaper Messages
Photo via Daniel Reche

One of the least favorite jobs for all newborn parents is the dreaded late night diaper change. Here’s a way to cheer up your partner. Surprise them with one of these funny diaper messages. You can either use a Sharpie pen to write on the outside of the clean diaper or use a Post-It note. These funny midnight messages are sure to make your partner smile the next time it’s their turn to change your baby.

Funny Diaper Messages

  1. Are you looking at my butt?
  2. Beware Sprinkler!
  3. Caution: Open at your own risk!
  4. Code Brown!
  5. Cute but stinky
  6. Do not test with your finger.
  7. Do you smell something?
  8. Don’t open until Christmas.
  9. Enjoy me, I’ll grow up fast!
  10. Fart Man / Fart Woman
  11. Forget the wipes. Go turn on the shower.
  12. Go get a spatula. I’ll wait.
  13. Good Luck!
  14. Great sleep! How ’bout you?
  15. Guess who made you a present?
  16. Hazardous Waste. Mask Required.
  17. Hey mommy, I’m full again!
  18. Here we are again!
  19. HINT: It’s Poop!
  20. Hold your breath for this one.
  21. I ❤️you!
  22. I pooped!
  23. iPooped
  24. I think I went #3
  25. I’m a stinker.
  26. Is it supposed to be that color?
  27. Isn’t this fun?!
  28. It’s Dad’s turn!
  29. Just wait till I start eating solids.
  30. Keep calm and change this diaper.
  31. Mommy’s turn!
  32. Mud Butt
  33. Only 4,000 more before I’m potty trained.
  34. Oops, I did it again.
  35. Open at your own risk!
  36. Overload In Progress
  37. Poo Alert!
  38. Poo Happens
  39. 💩
  40. Poop loading ⌛
  41. Poop! There it is!
  42. Roses are red. Violets are Blue. Will this have Pee, or will this have Poo?
  43. Scratch & Sniff
  44. Sleep is for the weak.
  45. So many diapers, so little time.
  46. Someday I shall sleep through the night.
  47. Smile! It’s 2 AM!
  48. SQUIRT!
  49. Surprise inside!
  50. This ain’t going to change itself.
  51. This end up ⬆️
  52. This poo shall pass.
  53. Uh Oh!
  54. Warning: Contents under pressure.
  55. What goes in, must come out.
  56. What the hell do you feed me?
  57. You can do this!
  58. You’re #1, but this is a #2!
  59. 3 AM party in my crib. Be there.
  60. 3-2-1… Diaper Explosion!

Fun Baby Shower Idea: Diaper Notes

If you’re planning a baby shower, these late night diaper messages can also make great decorations or a fun activity. Just arrange a stack of note cards, decorative tape and clean diapers on a table. Then invite the party guests to write something funny on the cards for the parents. After all, we all can use some words of encouragement and a smile while working the late night diaper shift.

Source: Happy Home Fairy

Then make a sign next to the diapers with this clever poem called the “Words for the Wee Hours”.

A word of encouragement, a chuckle or two.

Give the new mom and dad, a note just from you.

Pick up a diaper and write on the booty,

Something to take, their mind off the doody.

Funny Diaper Messages: Opps, I did it again!

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