Oh, Jesus. In what I can only assume is a response to the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, The Cup Size Choir is here to give you a very sexy Christmas this holiday season. The makers of ladies unmentionables, La Senza, have a new interactive musical experience for Internet users to enjoy.
The Cup Size Choir
La Senza’s marketing masterminds came up with the idea to match bra cup sizes with notes on the musical scale (which I’ll admit I’m surprised hasn’t been exploited until now). It’s called, believe it or not, The Cup Size Choir. Oh, yes they did. Play your computer’s keyboard to hear a dainty A-cup sing an A and a voluptuous F-cup sing, you guessed it, a breathy F. Arched backs and sultry smiles included.
A Diverse Collection Of Bra Cups And Models Represented
I feel inclined to mention accusations of “eating disorder porn” (sorry — buzzkill?). However, I do want to give props to the range of models and bra sizes in this particular promotion. I’m also tickled at the visual of underwear models replacing bell choirs in cathedrals this Christmas Eve. Oh Holy Night, with its impossibly high G, becomes a whole new animal. Get your busty Mozart on here.