• Skip to main content
  • Skip to header right navigation
  • Skip to site footer
  • About
  • Contact
  • Subscribe
  • Advertise
methodshop

methodshop

tech news, reviews & how to's

  • Trending
  • Latest
  • Tech
    • Apps
    • Internet
    • Software
    • Security
    • Games
    • Advertising
  • Life
    • Entertainment
    • TV & Film
    • Music
    • Health & Science
    • Family
    • Social Media
    • Food
    • Style
  • Learn
    • Tutorials
    • Reviews
    • News
      • Business
      • Crime
      • Politics
  • Fun
    • Featured
    • Humor
    • Holiday

Home : Internet : Craigslist Takes Down Post Titled "To the woman that crapped in my car…"

Craigslist Takes Down Post Titled "To the woman that crapped in my car…"

February 20, 2009 by jayfrankwilson
FacebookTweetPinLinkedIn

Craigslist Takes Down Post Titled &Quot;To The Woman That Crapped In My Car...&Quot; - 3295603066 F567Ca632D 1We all probably have a bad 1st date story under our belts. But your story can’t be worse than this Craigslist posting about a date that went terribly terribly wrong. In a humorous, yet honest plea, the John of this story tries to convince his date to give it another try. The story has become an Internet sensation and is slowing spreading across the Blogosphere and Twitter.

Craigslist has already taken the post down, but we saved the text. See below. Enjoy!

Craigslist Takes Down Post Titled &Quot;To The Woman That Crapped In My Car...&Quot; - 3294778559 962D29B767 2

To the woman that crapped in my car… (NE Portland)
Reply to: [email protected] [?]
Date: 2009-01-25, 8:53PM PST

We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever been on, but I am willing to look past that.

I thought we had chemistry sitting at McMenamins sharing that basket of Cajun Tots while drinking the Terminator Stout. I really felt like there was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you.

At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don’t feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said “First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me” was meant to be funny, not offensive.

I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time I did it was very memorable. It happened when I was five and sitting on my uncle’s lap. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I probably win 95% of the time, but I don’t think anyone wins 100% of the time. That’s why they call it “gambling”. I’m the last person to judge you for crapping your pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other hand, could have been a tad bit better…like when you’re not sitting on a heated leather seat…

What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract.

I await your call,
Tad

P.S. – If you shat yourself on purpose to end the evening early…Touché…

* Location: NE Portland
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1007823954

Seriously, this might be the best Craigslist posting of all time. Let’s hope they get a 2nd date out of all this.

methodshop


FacebookTweetPinLinkedIn
Category: Internet
Previous Post:Twitter BlueprintJack Dorsey’s Original Blueprint For Twitter
Next Post:How To Rescue Your iPod from a Fall into the Toilet [tutorial]

Reader Interactions

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Sidebar

Popular Posts

  • 18 Weird Facts About Sea-Monkeys You Won't Believe Are True, Including Their Connection To The Ku Klux Klan18 Weird Facts About Sea-Monkeys You Won’t Believe Are True, Including Their…
  • Top 200 Nielsen DMA Rankings (2023) – Full ListTop 200 Nielsen DMA Rankings (2023) – Full List
  • Job Automation Using ChatGPT Could Make These Jobs Obsolete - Is Your Job On This List?Job Automation Using ChatGPT Could Make These Jobs Obsolete – Is Your Job On…
  • 7 Pictures Of Naked People Captured By Google's Cameras7 Pictures Of Naked People Captured By Google’s Cameras
  • 20 Famous People Who Are Members Of The Sleepless Elite20 Famous People Who Are Members Of The Sleepless Elite
  • How To Change The Default LG TV Home Screen To Live TVHow To Change The Default LG TV Home Screen To Live TV
  • The 30 Best Caddyshack Quotes That'll Make You LaughThe 30 Best Caddyshack Quotes That’ll Make You Laugh
  • Is Your Hatch Restore Already Registered? Here's How To Fix It And Unregister A Hatch Restore.Is Your Hatch Restore Already Registered? Here’s How To Fix It And…
  • How To Play The Original Oregon Trail Game Online For FreeHow To Play The Original Oregon Trail Game Online For Free
  • Top 25 Better Off Dead Movie Quotes - How Many Better Off Dead Quotes Do You Remember?Top 25 Better Off Dead Movie Quotes – How Many Better Off Dead Quotes Do You…

Categories

ChatGPT Flaws

The 11 Biggest ChatGPT Flaws And Why You Should Never Completely Trust Online Chatbots

Chatbots can be fun and productive tools, but they are dumber than you might think. They can also be dangerous. Here are the biggest ChatGPT flaws and why online chatbots shouldn’t be trusted.

Job Automation - Robot Reporter

Job Automation Using ChatGPT Could Make These Jobs Obsolete – Is Your Job On This List?

ChatGPT’s advanced language processing capabilities could revolutionize the workforce by automating jobs, but it also poses a threat of widespread job loss. Are you ready for the future of an AI-based workforce and job automation?

Recent Posts

  • Job Automation Using ChatGPT Could Make These Jobs Obsolete – Is Your Job On This List?
  • Unleash the Power Of AI-Generated Music With Riffusion – The Free Web App That Creates Original Tracks From Your Text Prompts
  • The 11 Biggest ChatGPT Flaws And Why You Should Never Completely Trust Online Chatbots
  • Discover The Surprising Items Left Behind By Astronauts On The Lunar Surface – What Was Left On The Moon And Why
  • 6 Tips On How To Deal With Trolls For News Organizations

Jump to comments

About

MethodShop’s mission is to entertain, inform, and sometimes gross you out. MethodShop has affiliate relationships, so we may get a small share of the revenue from your purchases. Items are sold by the retailer, not by us. All prices are subject to change.

Latest

Job Automation - Robot Reporter

Job Automation Using ChatGPT Could Make These Jobs Obsolete – Is Your Job On This List?

Unleash the Power of AI-Generated Music with Riffusion - The Free Web App that Creates Original Tracks from Your Text Prompts

Unleash the Power Of AI-Generated Music With Riffusion – The Free Web App That Creates Original Tracks From Your Text Prompts

Follow

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram
  • YouTube
  • Pinterest
MethodShop Animated Zoom Icon
  • About
  • Submit
  • Disclaimer
  • Privacy Policy
  • Contact
  • Subscribe
  • Store

Copyright © 2023 MethodShop · All Rights Reserved · Powered by BizBudding Inc.