With so many products and brands out there in today’s marketplace, it’s easy to get confused. Really, the only way to make wise buying decisions is to see which product features the likeness of your favorite rapper, or wrestler. They would never lead you astray, would they?
Celebrity Offender: Old Dirty Bastard AKA Dirt McGirt
If you’re wondering who in the blue hell “Dirt McGirt” is, he’s the Old Dirty Bastard (ODB) from the highly-regarded and innovative rap super group the Wu-Tang Clan. ODB was his own man. ODB would do things like take a limo to the welfare office to pick up his check while his album was still on the Top 10 charts, all while being filmed by MTV.
Celebrity Offender: Jeff Foxworthy
If you ever see this jerky on the shelf while walking around your local walmart" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Wal-Mart or truck stop, don’t get too excited. They didn’t ACTUALLY kill Jeff Foxworthy and turn his flesh into a tasty dehydrated treat, he just decided to put his name and mustachioed face on a product sure to delight ages 5 to 60, and IQ scores 70 to 75.
It was Hulk Hogan’s very own canned pasta, brother! Available in two different varieties, namely Hulk-U’s and Hulkaroo’s, Pastamania claimed to be the answer to the immortal question “Whatcha gonna do when hunger runs wild on you?” Realistically, though, since Pastamania products were exactly like SpaghettiO’s…