"I’m going to give you a little advice. There’s a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball."
"The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it."
(FART) Whoa, did somebody step on a duck?
Ty Webb: You take drugs, Danny? Danny Noonan: Every day. Ty Webb: Good. Then what’s your problem? Danny Noonan: I don’t know.
And I say, “Hey, Dalai Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.
The Flying WASP