Funny Caddyshack Quotes That’ll Make You Laugh

"BE The Ball"

"I’m going to give you a little advice. There’s a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball."


Al Czervik

"The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it."

"You’re rather attractive, for a beautiful girl with a great body."


Al Czervik

(FART) Whoa, did somebody step on a duck?

Ty Webb: You take drugs, Danny? Danny Noonan: Every day. Ty Webb: Good. Then what’s your problem? Danny Noonan: I don’t know.

You take drugs, Danny?

"Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must’ve been something before electricity."

You Must’ve Been Something Before Electricity

Total Consciousness

And I say, “Hey, Dalai Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

Carl Spackler

The Flying WASP

"Bless this ship and all who sail on her. I christen thee The Flying WASP."

Mrs. Smails

The  Worst-Looking Hat

"This is the worst-looking hat I ever saw... Oh, it looks good on you though."

"Hey, Smails! My dinghy’s bigger than your whole boat!"


Funny Caddyshack movie Quotes