Embarrassing Hasselhoff
Photos
Years worth of ridiculous European and 1980's photo shoots
Back in the 1980's, David Hasselhoff was cool incarnate. His acting role in the hugely successful NBC TV series Knight Rider made him an international mega star. After Knight Rider was cancelled, Hasselhoff cashed in his International appeal for a Top 40 music career in Europe. But Hoff wouldn't deprive his American fans for long. In the early 1990's Hasselhoff came back to primetime with another TV show for NBC called Baywatch. For some reason NBC cancelled Baywatch after only 1 season. Idiots. But Hoff knew the show was a hit. Hoff syndicated Baywatch around the world and made millions.
Recently Hasselhoff has lent his talents to Broadway for Jekyll & Hyde, sat in as a judge on the reality show America's Got Talent and even a cameo role on the 2008 TV version of Knight Rider.
After such a high profile career spanning over 3 decades, Hasselhoff has partaken in many a cheesy photo shoot. In Hoff's defense, most of the embarrassing photos were taken during the 1980's or in Europe. But many of these photos are very questionable and a few are actually quite disturbing.
Without any further adieu, we present the most embarrassing Hasselhoff photos of all time. Enjoy.
We've organized these photos into the following sections:
Cool as Hoff
Cool as Hoff • Soft Core Hoff • Naughty Hoff
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"Who is cooler? Me or you? No seriously. I'm asking you because I'm not sure." |
Was there a time in the 1980's where playing a guitar in the rain while standing on top of a car could be considered cool? By the way, the guitar isn't even plugged in. |
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| Don't old ladies normally wear those giant glasses? |
Here's a personal photo from Hoff's wedding album. |
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| Hoff in space. |
Hoff just hanging out in his backyard with his pet hawk. |
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| "Dry land is this way!" |
"Look into my sack. You are getting sleepy..." |
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| Hoff using KITT to pickup small children. |
Hoff as a sexy soap opera bad guy. |
Soft Core Hoff
Cool as Hoff • Soft Core Hoff • Naughty Hoff
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| Did Hoff just have a 3 way with an elderly couple? Yes. Yes he did. Again. |
If you work at a shooting gallery, feel free to print out this picture. It makes a great target. |
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| Hoff waiting for the "shirt" to be invented. |
Guess who answers when you call 1-900-LUV-HOFF? |
Naughty Hoff
Cool as Hoff • Soft Core Hoff • Naughty Hoff
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| Did Hoff just finish mud wrestling or something? |
Hoff as a Nazi?! No way. It's Photoshopped. Whew! |
Come on Pepsi! A brown explosion of any liquid is always disturbing. What's next? "2 Hoffs. 1 Cup." |
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| This was a Pepsi ad in Australia. |
Hoff obviously loves tire swings. |
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| Hoff in drag playing mini golf with a cardboard Baywatch version of himself Isn't this one of the signs of the apocalypse? |
Hoff teasing us with his sexy leg hair.
Can we come in please? |
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| Alcoholic Hoff eating a cheeseburger of the floor |
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| Oh look at the cute puppies. I wonder if the one in the middle is house trained. |
Hoff gives new meaning the the term "animal lover." WTF! |
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