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- 01) Clown Penis Plants
- 02) Gourd Nipples
- 03) Eggplant Penis
- 04) Penis Lemon
- 05) Penis Pepper
- 06) Erect Cactus Man
- 07) Vagina Sand Dunes
- 08) Melon Butt
- 09) Watermelon Butt
- 10) Penis Rock
- 11) Rock-Butt
- 12) Penis Tree
- 13) Penis Cactus
- 14) Doggy Style Tree
- 15) Naked Carrot Couple
- 16) Bark to Bark: Tree Sex
- 17) Penis Pinecone
- 18) Open Legs Tree
- 19) Nude Tree Dancer
- 20) Naughty Carrot
- Plant Porn?!
Here’s our collection of plant porn featuring erotic plants and nature being very naughty. Even though all photos are SFW, you still might want to be discreet when viewing this article.
Have you ever found yourself unable to resist the eroticism of flowers and vegetables? Do whorls of petals, pistils, and stamens get you excited? If so, then you’ll enjoy this photo collection of erotic plant porn, botanical beefcake, and naughty nature photos. Humans not included.
01) Clown Penis Plants
These cactus plants are a perfect example of how good intentions can sometimes go horribly wrong. A part of a school project, students painted their clowns, planted the cactus and took care of the plants as they grew. Unfortunately, the phallic shape of the cactus and its placement in the clown vase made this x-rated plant too controversial to send home with the elementary school kids.
02) Gourd Nipples
We can’t tell if these gourds with human-like nipples were Photoshopped or not. What’s your breast guess?
03) Eggplant Penis
You’ve probably heard the phrase “morning wood.” But what about “morning eggplant”? This eggplant certainly grew with a strange and pointed phallic extension.
04) Penis Lemon
This is a very large and strangely shaped lemon. Actually, is it even a lemon? We have no idea.
05) Penis Pepper
06) Erect Cactus Man
For some reason, this cactus is really excited to see you.
07) Vagina Sand Dunes
08) Melon Butt
09) Watermelon Butt
10) Penis Rock
Does anyone know where this rock is? Our guess, Bryce Canyon.
11) Rock-Butt
12) Penis Tree
13) Penis Cactus
14) Doggy Style Tree
This tree looks purposely positioned. Not sure what’s going on with these guys in the photo.
15) Naked Carrot Couple
16) Bark to Bark: Tree Sex
The outlines of these trees look suspiciously like some naked tree people are having sex. Maybe the Named Ents from The Lord Of The Rings?
17) Penis Pinecone
How would you like to see this on your next Christmas Tree?
18) Open Legs Tree
The guy in this photo is a little too excited to see this tree.
19) Nude Tree Dancer
20) Naughty Carrot 
Plant Porn?!
We hope you enjoyed our collection of plant porn and naughty nature photos. If you have corrections or additional photos, then please share them in the comments. Thanks for reading!
Editor’s Note: We weren’t sure exactly how to title this collection of photos. So we researched the phrases “plant porn”, “porn plants” and “nature porn” on Google Trends. “Plant Porn” scored the highest in search results. Go figure.
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