Plant Porn: 20 Surprisingly Erotic Images From Nature (SFW)

From the sensual symbolism of plants to sexually suggestive rock formations... sometimes nature can be so naughty.

Do whorls of petals, pistils, and stamens get you excited? Have you ever found yourself unable to resist the eroticism of flowers and vegetables? Do you dream of botanical beefcakes and plant porn? Here’s our photo collection of erotic plants and nature being very naughty.

01) Clown Penis Plants

These cactus plants are a perfect example of how good intentions can sometimes go horribly wrong. A part of a school project, students painted their clowns, planted the cactus and took care of the plants as they grew. Unfortunately, the phallic shape of the cactus and its placement in the clown vase made this x-rated plant too controversial to send home with the elementary school kids.

The Cactus Penis Plant
The Clown Cactus Penis Plant: A school Project Gone Wrong

02) Gourd Nipples

We can’t tell if these gourds with human-like nipples were Photoshopped or not. What’s your breast guess?
Plant Porn: Gord Nipples

03) Eggplant Penis

Good morning! This eggplant grew with a strange and pointed phallic extension.


Plant Porn: Eggplant Penis

04) Penis Lemon

This is a very large and strangely shaped lemon. Actually is it a lemon? No idea.Plant Porn: Penis Lemon

05) Penis PepperPlant Porn: Penis Pepper

06) Erect Cactus Man

For some reason, this cactus is really excited to see you.Plant Porn: Erect Cactus

07) Vagina Sand DunesVagina Dunes

08) Melon Butt

Plant Porn: Melon Butt

09) Watermelon ButtPlant Porn: Watermelon Butt

10) Penis Rock

Anyone know where this rock is? Our guess: Bryce Canyon.

Naughty Nature: Penis Rock

11) Rock-Butt

Rock Butt

12) Penis Tree

Plant Porn: Penis Tree Trunk

13) Penis Cactus

Penis Cactus
This cactus is frightening. We really hope this image was Photoshopped.

14) Doggy Style Tree

This tree looks purposely positioned. Not sure what’s going on with these guys in the photo.

Doggy Style Tree

15) Naked Carrot Couple

Naked Carrots

16) Bark to Bark: Tree Sex

The outlines of these trees look suspiciously like some naked tree people are having sex. Maybe the Named Ents from The Lord Of The Rings?

Tree Sex

17) Penis Pinecone

How would you like to see this on your next Christmas Tree?

Penis Pinecone
Penis Pinecone: The x-rated version of mistletoe.

18) Open Legs Tree

The guy in this photo is a little too excited to see this tree.

Tree Legs

19) Nude Tree Dancer

Tree Dancer

20) Naughty Carrot Naught Carrot

Plant Porn?!

We hope you enjoyed our collection of plant porn and naughty nature photos. If you have corrections or additional photos, then please share in the comments. Thanks for reading!

Editor’s Note: We weren’t sure exactly how to title this collection of photos. So we researched the phrases “plant porn”, “porn plants” and “nature porn” on Google Trends. “Plant Porn” scored the highest in search results. Go figure.