Europeans love sunbathing naked. These pictures prove that. In the future, naked sunbathers might want to not only watch out for noisy neighbors but also Google‘s satellites. You never know when a satellite might be flying by ready to take a picture of your naked body and share it on the Internet using Google Maps and Google Earth.
In 2006, a satellite image of a topless sunbather became an overnight Internet sensation, but she’s not alone. We found more photos of naked and topless sunbathers using Google Earth. Obviously, it’s difficult to determine gender and exact state of dress based on these blurry and over zoomed satellite images, but that can’t stop us from speculating. Here are some naked sunbathers busted by Google Earth.
NOTE: Some images below have been rotated and enhanced.
The End of Rooftop Privacy
This picture of a rooftop sunbather in the Netherlands became an Internet sensation and got a lot of people upset and talking about satellite imagery privacy. Many people in the forums think she’s on her front, but personally, we’re unconvinced.
Naked Couple At German H20 Resort
This couple at a German resort called H20 decided to get some all-over sun. Lächeln for the camera!
Topless Sunbather Wearing A Sarong
Here’s another half-naked Dutch sunbather on a roof wearing what appears to be a sarong beach wrap.
Hiding Behind A Beach Wall
This image shows three naked sunbathers attempting to hide behind a beach wall. Their privacy wall might shield them from gawkers on the boardwalk, but they will have to try much harder to hide from Google’s satellites.
Topless Sunbather On A Rooftop
Here’s another topless sunbather on a rooftop. Apparently, the Hague neighborhood in the Netherlands is full of half-naked Dutch sunbathers. Their hair and bikini bottom leads us to think it’s a woman but it’s hard to tell for sure.
Naked On A Cafe Patio
Outside a beach cafe, Southwest of Amsterdam is a naked sunbather sneaking some sun while no one is around in a closed-off patio. Maybe it’s the owner and the cafe was closed that day.
Naked in the Cafe Patio II
On the other side of the same cafe is another naked sunbather. However, this person doesn’t have access to the privacy of a closed patio and instead just finds a hidden corner. Nonetheless, this sunbather appears to be completely naked.
Naked Sunbathers On Private Rooftop Patio
It must be nice having your own private rooftop area to sunbathe naked. The verdict on gender here is undecided, but I’ll guess it’s probably a guy in a chair with his knees bent.
Topless Woman Or Is It A Man With A Hairy Chest?
Here’s another topless sunbather clearly wearing a black bathing suit bottom. But what’s the shadow on their chest? Is it a topless woman or a man with a hairy chest? Let us know what you think in the comments.
Spread Eagle Naked!
Hidden among these sand dunes southwest of The Hague is a naked sunbather lying spread eagle and unaware that a Google satellite was capturing this moment for the entire Internet to scrutinize. Based on body shape and hairstyle it appears that this is a man but again, it’s very hard to tell.
Naked Sunbathers Busted By Google Earth
That’s it! These were the best images of naked sunbathers we found using Google Earth. If you have better images, then please let us know. We also have galleries of naked people captured by Google Street View if you want to see more.