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55 Funny Pirate Pick Up Lines (That Will Jolly Your Roger)

Lauren Banks on Sep 18, 2023

Agrr! To help you celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day, we've put together a list of funny Pirate Pick Up Lines.

J. Frank Wilson on Oct 28, 2010 (Updated: Jul 1, 2017)

In this hilarious viral video, How To Batman shows us how to correctly order from a Subway restaurant and avoid unnecessary stress and embarrassment.

J. Frank Wilson on Oct 23, 2010 (Updated: Jan 15, 2021)

Too scared to watch the clip? Just imagine the ending of Free Willy, but only if the whale was a fat guy and jumped into a frozen lake instead of the …

Caroline Walker on Jun 29, 2010 (Updated: May 17, 2023)

Diane Horner's feet were made for country line dancing, but her shoulders were made for hip-hop. She calls her dance moves the Country Hip Hop.

J. Frank Wilson on Jan 26, 2010 (Updated: Dec 16, 2022)

Both Police and Hollywood stunt teams are looking for the crazy kid who jumped off a bridge and onto a moving bus.

J. Frank Wilson on Dec 29, 2009 (Updated: Mar 7, 2021)

Pop Quiz: Read the confusing parking signs on this pole and tell us when you are allowed to park here. We can't figure it out.

J. Frank Wilson on Nov 19, 2009 (Updated: May 19, 2019)

You probably wouldn't expect a crowd to go completely wild at facial hair competition, but you'll get way more than you expected if you stick around …

J. Frank Wilson on Nov 16, 2009 (Updated: Mar 30, 2019)

Say hello to 21-year-old Sean Sexton of Phoenix, Arizona. According to Police, Sexton was arrested for shooting out the windows of a check cashing …

J. Frank Wilson on Nov 4, 2009 (Updated: Mar 30, 2019)

911 operators definitely get their fair share of calls from people observing drunk drivers on the road. However, it’s not very often that a …

J. Frank Wilson on Oct 26, 2009 (Updated: Oct 20, 2020)

Check out this hilarious cheese sign in someone's front yard. It says, "Eric, We know it's you throwing cheese on our roof. Please stop."

Nancy Lee on Oct 5, 2009 (Updated: Sep 15, 2023)

Michelle Childers had a lucky escape from death after she was skewered through the neck by a tree limb following a freak accident in Montana.

J. Frank Wilson on Aug 20, 2009 (Updated: Nov 5, 2020)

Would you throw your baby off a rooftop and let bystanders below catch it? This strange and controversial baby dropping ritual is a common practice in …