55 Funny Pirate Pick Up Lines (That Will Jolly Your Roger)

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Agrr! You don’t have to wait until International Talk Like a Pirate Day (September 19th) every year to talk like a pirate. The next time you are trying to meet someone, try one of these funny pirate pickup lines. Hit the bars after work and see if one of these dirty pirate pick up lines helps you go home with a mate.

Dirty Pirate Pick Up Lines

Arrrr, me mateys! Brace yerselves for a mischievous adventure into the realm of Dirty Pirate Pick-Up Lines. But be warned, this be no ordinary journey. We’re settin’ sail on a raunchy sea of humor, where the lines be bold, the innuendos be plentiful, and the laughter be contagious. So, hoist the anchor, unfurl the sails, and let the raucous revelry begin!

1. Id love to drop anchor in yer lagoon.
2. Do yar mind if the parrot watches?
3. Aye, that is a hornpipe ‘n me pocket and I’m happy to see ya.
4. Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my roger is so jolly?
5. I lost me virginity. Can I ‘ave yers?
6. Ye ‘ave th’ finest pirate booty that I’ve ever laid eye on.
7. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon into your porthole?
8. Let me stick me cannon in your porthole.
9. How’d ye like t’ suck th’ barnacles off o’ me rudder?
10. I lost me parrot. Will ye sleep wit’ me?
11. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97% chum free.
12. Well, blow me… down.
13. Do ye ‘ave a mirror in yer pocket ’cause I can see meself in yer pants.
14. That’s a nice skirt. Can I natter ye out o’ it?
15. Arrrrrrrrrrrrr, I be about t’ plunder ye Treasure Island.
16. Me skull and crossbones aren’t the only things I plan on raisin’ tonight!
17. Drop ye panties and prepare to be boarded.
18. Nice poop deck on ya. Care for a swabbin’ Princess?
19. That be some treasure chest ye got there.
20. Wha’ has 36 teeth ‘n holds back th’ Kraken? Me zipper.
21. Aye got a bad case of scurvy… and yer grapefruits be the only cure.
22. Mind if I plunder yer booty?
23. Ahoy, I be lookin’ fer booty. Mind if the parrot looks around yer chest?
24. That be the finest pirate booty me ever laid eyes on.
25. You want to adjust my rigging?

Female Pirate Pick Up Lines

Ahoy, me heartie! Prepare to be swept off yer feet with these female pirate pick up lines. Avast ye, and enjoy!

26. “I’ve crushed seventeen men’s skulls between me thighs!”
27. “I dare ye to resist me booty.”
28. Pull up me skirt and I’ll show ye, me urchin.
29. “Let’s ‘ave a party ‘n invite yer pants t’ come on down.”
30. “Have ya ever met a strumpet with a bad case of scurvy?”
31. “Arrrr, I’ve got a treasure chest that needs some plunderin’.”
32. Haaaarrrr! Best ye plug me blowhole!
33. “Is yer parrot single? ‘Cause I’m lookin’ for a wingman.”
34. That’s quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!
35. Come lad, show me how ye bury yer treasure!
36. I’ll bet ye can’t find me buried treasure. 
37. Aye, I guarantee ye, I’ve had a twenty percent decrease in me “lice ratio!” 
38. C’mon, lad, shiver me timbers!
39. RAMMING SPEED!
40. “Is that a treasure map in yer pocket, or are ye just happy to see me?”

Cheesy Pirate Pick Up Lines

41. Yer the only treasure me after.
42. “Are ye made of mermaid tears? ‘Cause ye be a rare beauty.”
43. “Ye must be a sea goddess, ’cause ye’ve captured me heart in yer net.”
44. “Are ye a pirate magician? ‘Cause every time I look at ye, everyone else disappears.”
45. Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber!
46. “Do ye have a ship, or can we sail away on me heart?”
47. Thar must be somethin’ wrong wit’ me eyes, I can’t loot them off ye.
48. “Do ye have a pirate license? ‘Cause ye’ve stolen me heart without permission.”
49. “Is yer ship called Desire? ‘Cause ye set me soul aflame.”
50. “Are ye a sea witch? ‘Cause ye’ve cast a spell on me heart.”
51. “Do ye believe in mermaids? ‘Cause I think I’ve found one.”
52. “Can ye help me navigate the sea of love? ‘Cause I’m lost without ye.”
53. “Do ye have a plank? ‘Cause I’d walk it with ye for a lifetime.”
54. “Do ye have a name, or can I call ye mine?”
55. “Ye must be the wind in me sails, ’cause ye just took me breath away.”

More Types Of Pick Up Lines

Arr, I hope these pirate pick up lines bring a smile to yer face, me hearty! Use ’em wisely on yer quest for love on the high seas. But if things like scurvy, booty, and perverted parrots aren’t your thing, then here are some other types of pick-up lines.

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