Bikini Blonde Shows Off Her Strange Poolside Dance Moves

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I’ll be the first to admit that when the beat is good. I’ve been known to rock out and whip my hair as if I’m starring in my own music video. It’s fun to pretend I’m Lady Gaga every so often. (Cebu Pacific, I know you know what I’m talking about.) No shame in that. But this Bikini Blonde also has no shame. None at all.

Poolside Dance Moves

I’m not sure where in the world this took place. Europe maybe? Anyway, blondie is proudly displaying her classy dance moves poolside for everyone. She shows off her range by doing the worm in the shallow end and epilepsy shuffle on solid ground. Oh, how her glamor radiates as she, too, whips her hair (it’s all the rage). This bikini blonde is a one-woman campaign to keep kids off drugs.

This Bikini Blonde’s Full Range Of Emotions

Though she appears to be throwing a temporary tantrum at 1:15, right after presumably bruising the hell out of her tailbone, our mystery blonde follows through swimmingly, much to the delight of sunbathers. Though I especially love the people walking by who seem not to notice anything abnormal. Work it, lady, work it.

What’s That Song?

BTW – The song that this bikini blonde is dancing to is “Utmost DJ’s” by Euphoria featuring DJ Johnny Beast. Icelanders, I challenge you to a hot spring remix. I’m sitting this one out.

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