Have you heard about Chuck Norris Action Jeans? The jeans were specially designed for “stunt fighting” and have a “unique hidden gusset which allows for greater movement without binding or ripping.”
What’s A Gusset?
Anyway, what exactly is a “gusset”? We looked it up. A gusset is a device, often triangular, used to reinforce a connection between two components. Gussets are commonly used in engineering, sewing, armor and Chuck Norris’ pants, I guess.
What Does It Feel Like To Wear Action Jeans?
Digg user CiscoNoShut owned a pair of these “Action Jeans” back in 1981 and had this to say about the special “gusset” feature.
Are Action Jeans Practical In Your Daily Life?
So let’s review. What did we learn from Chuck today? Basically, a gusset in his Action Jeans allows the wearer to do karate kicks without ripping a hole in the crotch or crushing your balls as regular jeans would. Because roundhouse kicks and ball crushing jeans are common problems any real man faces on a daily basis.
Where To Buy Chuck Norris Action Jeans Today?
Sadly, the companies that originally made these Action Jeans no longer exist. But don’t give up all hop just yet. There are still plenty of options to get Chuck Norris Action Jeans and related merchandise online. Check out these options below. Now, go kick some butt!
NERD NOTE: Before he was an International movie star, Chuck Norris was a karate instructor. One of his students was actor Steve McQueen. In return for his karate lessons, McQueen taught Norris how to act, and the rest is history. By the way, Donny Osmond was also a student of Norris. Luckily Norris didn’t work out a trade deal to learn musical theater.