Get ready to see your favorite 1980s cartoons like you’ve never seen them before. YouTuber Gringo J‘s “Cobra Island Rave” is a NSFW mix of bad dialogue, clever editing, drugs, incest, glowing vomit, sex, inside jokes and venereal disease. AskMen calls it “Crude, lewd and sensational!”
Cobra Island Rave Is NSFW
Put in some earbuds or mind those speakers if you plan on watching Cobra Island Rave at work. It’s definitely R-rated and not politically correct. You’ll need about 12 minutes to watch both parts 1 and 2.
The Plot
The plot of Cobra Island Rave is as loose as it gets. He-Man and Lion-O are looking for “chicks” at the Cobra Island Rave and it’s a wild night. Snarf is on ecstasy. Zartan is in the DJ booth and Shaggy is shagging someone else’s girlfriend (guess who) next to Beavis and Butt-Head by the urinals.
Cobra Island Rave: Episode 1
In episode 1, Lion-O and Snarf sneak off in the ThunderTank to the Cobra Island Rave. He-Man was supposed to pout them on the guest list, but forgot. The bouncer, Beast Man, isn’t someone to be messed with. He decapitates two Care Bears for using fake IDs. Luckily Destro sees Lion-O and gets him inside, so he can “sample some Cobra Island b*tches.”
He-Man is ready to talk to the ladies but Lion-O needs some “social motivation.” Orko has some pills for them that will help. Snarf warns Lion-O not to take the pill, but He-Man throws it into Lion-O’s mouth anyway. Once Lion-O has his chemical motivation, they hit the dance floor. Zartan from G.I. Joe is the DJ and everyone is dancing. It doesn’t take long for He-Man to devise a plan called Operation: Hot Beef Injection.
Within moments, He-Man invites Cheetara to a VIP room. Meanwhile, Lion-O tries to make small talk with Teela, but she can’t hear him over the loud music. The loud music isn’t the only thing Lion-O has to deal with. He keeps getting cock blocked on the dance floor by members of Mask as well as Fat Albert. To be continued…..
Cobra Island Rave: Episode 2
In episode 2, everything falls apart. The rave ends with venereal diseases, incest and a dance floor brawl. But luckily He-Man and Lion-O run into with the ladies from Jem on their way home.
1980s Cartoon Cameos From G.I. Joe, Jem, Thundercats, He-Man, Voltron, And More!
Will this prove to be the right environment for both He-Man and Lion-o to get lucky? You’ll just have to watch and see. And be sure to scan the crowd because everyone from GI Joe, The Gobots, Voltron, The Thundercats, Jem and even Mask got invites. It’s an all-star cast of your favorite 80’s cartoon superstars.
Cobra Island Rave Quotes
- “I’m supposed to make sure he keeps his sword in his pants so the leader of Thundera doesn’t get a crippling case of venereal disease.” Snarf
- “Let’s go do that in the VIP room.” He-Man
- “I’m the big meat stick dancing his honey white ass off.” He-Man
- “Please allow this strapping youngster thru so that he may partake in a sampling of the best in the Cobra Island Bitches.” Destro
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NERD NOTE: Gringo J is an indie filmmaker from St. Louis is and the creator of both Cobra Island Rave and OLD SCHOOL AFTERNOON. He created the screen-name, Gringo J, as a precaution against potential lawsuits from angry toy companies, mad that their icons are shown humping, smoking, and cursing. Gringo J does all the voices himself and the shorts are animated with a combination of Adobe After Effects, Avid and Adobe Photoshop. He finds the instant audience addicting and craves the brutal honesty that comes with posting productions online. GringoJ has been making internet shorts since the dial-up days.
