21 Funny Taylor Swift Jokes (That Will Leave You Breathless With Laughter)

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Taylor Swift jokes are a staple of Swiftie culture. They’re a way for fans to connect with each other, share their love for the artist, and poke fun at the absurdity of celebrity life. Here are some funny Taylor Swift jokes that are NOT overly crude or crass. Sadly, most of the jokes about her posted online are pretty gross.

Funny Taylor Swift Jokes About Relationships

1. Did you hear what Taylor Swift likes to give her ex-boyfriends as a goodbye gift? A whole album.
2. Yo mama so fat, her shirt size has more X’s than Taylor Swift.
3. Why does Taylor Swift prefer to date men with catchy names like Travis Kelce? Stealthy, wealthy, unhealthy… the breakup song lyrics practically write themselves!
4. What’s the difference between Taylor Swift and a cat? A cat can’t write a song about every time it gets its feelings hurt.
5. Did you hear that Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday? He didn’t wave back. So she will have a new album coming out next month.
6. Did you know that Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift’s relationship only lasted three months because he wanted it to be more public? Guess she wanted it to be more Loki.

Jokes About Taylor Swift’s Music

7. How does Taylor Swift dry her umbrella? She shakes it off, shakes it off!
8. How did Taylor Swift feel after running a race? Breathless.
9. Why didn’t the vampire attack Taylor Swift? Because she had bad blood!
10. If Taylor Swift fans are called Swifties, what do we call Carrie Underwood’s fans? Undies.
11. A woman goes to the mechanic complaining of a terrible noise in her car. The mechanic looks, thinks for a second, and asks her: “Have you tried turning your Taylor Swift playlist off?”
12. What’s Thanos’ least favorite Taylor Swift song? Endgame.
13. What do Taylor Swift and Chinese history have in common? They both have a Blank Space in 1989.
14. What is Taylor Swift’s computer password? Iknewyouweretroublewhenyouloggedin
15. Why did Taylor Swift cross the road? I don’t know, but it’s probably an Easter egg for her next album.

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Taylor Swift Puns

If you thought our jokes about Taylor Swift were bad, sadly, our Taylor Swift puns are much worse. They’re almost as lame as the US Senate’s puns about Taylor Swift at the Ticketmaster hearings. But here they are nonetheless. Enjoy.

16. What do you call a pop star stranded on a boat? Taylor Adrift
17. What do you call a pop star in an elevator? Taylor Lift
18. What do you call a pop star in a gym? Taylor Weight-lift
19. What do you call a pop star’s Christmas present? Taylor Gift
20. Amazon has a new service where they deliver custom-made clothes within 48 hours of ordering. It’s called Tailor Swift.
21. What do you call the time that a pop star works in a suit shop? Tailor Shift

Were These Taylor Swift Jokes Funny?

With her level of mega-stardom, few pop culture figures are as beloved and parodied as Taylor Swift. Her songs have been dissected, her relationships scrutinized, and her every move analyzed. But beneath the surface of fame and scrutiny lies a woman with a sharp wit and a knack for self-deprecation.

Taylor Swift jokes are a fun and harmless way for fans to show their love for the artist. They’re also a way of connecting with other fans and sharing in the joy of Swiftie culture.

So next time you’re feeling down, just remember: There’s probably a Taylor Swift joke to make you smile. Do you have any favorite Taylor Swift one-liners? Do you know any jokes Taylor Swift would like? Please let us know in the comments!