Ashlee Simpson iPod
The hardwired shuffle functionality always plays a random song when you press play ensuring that you recreate the infamous Ashlee Simpson SNL performance. It comes with a gift certificate for “acid reflux” medicine.
Paris Hilton iPod
The Paris Hilton limited edition iPod looks good but it actually does nothing. WARNING: Hard drive not included.
The Jacko Pod
This special edition iPod comes out of the box black but fades to white over time. NOTE: Only available in Mini size.
Accepts user request for a particular song, pauses for 10 seconds, then plays whatever it wants while the screen flashes the words ” It’s Hard Work!” Scroll wheel only spins to the right. NOTE: Only expect a C+ performance.
The John Kerry Pod automatically plays the tune you most want to hear but flips to another tune when someone else walks by. Comes with a free pair of flip-flops. NOTE: Your playlists will change by themselves daily.
Includes an extra-large rear battery attachment.
The iDiddy iPod
This limited-edition HP iPod is encrusted with so much cubic zirconia “bling” that it can also function as a disco ball. iPod hood ornament adapter sold separately.
Lindsay Lohan iPod
The limited-edition Lindsay Lohan iPod takes two DD-size batteries in the front compartment for extended playtime. It can also run on Vodka and comes with a tiny funnel.
The iMSFT iPod was inspired by Bill Gates and the Microsoft Windows operating system. It comes preloaded with viruses, sloppy code, and requires a fulltime IT department to maintain. One error requiring IT’s help per day is guaranteed. Includes a special BSOD function.
The Steve Balmer iPod
Special docking system spins around in circles leaking sweat and repeatedly flashes “Developers!” on the LCD screen.
Capable of single-handedly saving the music industry. Comes preloaded with Beatles‘ catalog. Caveat Emptor: you may be sued if you hit play!
Britney Spears iPod
Pre-loaded with “Here Comes the Bride” and has a spare wedding ring compartment for quickie ceremonies with wannabe white rappers. Comes pre-engraved with the word “White Trash ” on the back.
Intelligent design circuitry constantly primps and improves the appearance of this iPod, while thousands of people in New Orleans starve and swim in their own waste.
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