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Top 13 Rejected Limited Edition iPod Ideas

After Apple released the limited edition U2 Black iPod, the door opened for imitators to follow. Let's hope these limited edition iPod ideas never even make it past the drawing board.

Dec 20, 2004 by Collin Pisarra
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Now that Apple released its new U2 limited edition iPod, the door has been opened for imitators to follow. Let’s hope these limited edition iPod ideas never even make it past the drawing board.

Ashlee Simpson iPod

The hardwired shuffle functionality in the Ashlee Simpson Limited Edition iPod always plays a random song when you press play ensuring that you recreate the infamous Ashlee Simpson SNL performance. This iPod also comes with a gift certificate for “acid reflux” medicine.

My Band Started Playing The Wrong Song,...
“I feel so bad! My band started playing the wrong song, and I didn’t know what to do, so I thought I’d do a hoedown.”

Paris Hilton iPod

The Paris Hilton limited edition iPod looks great but it actually does nothing. WARNING: Hard drive not included.

Paris Hilton
Eva Rinaldi

The Jacko Pod

The Michael Jackson special edition iPod comes out of the box black but fades to white over time. NOTE: Only available in Mini size.

Michael Jackson






W Pod

Accepts user request for a particular song, pauses for 10 seconds, then plays whatever it wants while the screen flashes the words ” It’s Hard Work!” The scroll wheel only spins to the right. NOTE: Only expect a C+ performance.

George W. Bush
U.S. Department of Energy

The John Kerry Pod

The John Kerry Pod automatically plays the tune you most want to hear but flips to another tune when someone else walks by. Comes with a free pair of flip-flops. NOTE: Your playlists will change by themselves daily.

The jloPod

Includes an extra-large rear battery attachment.





The iDiddy iPod

This limited-edition HP iPod is encrusted with so much cubic zirconia “bling” that it can also function as a disco ball. iPod hood ornament adapter sold separately.

P. Diddy Diamond Ipod
P. Diddy Diamond iPod

Lindsay Lohan iPod

The limited-edition Lindsay Lohan iPod takes two DD-size batteries in the front compartment for extended playtime. It can also run on Vodka and comes with a tiny funnel.

Llindsay Lohan
ILOVETHEOC , The Salvator, lobovisión

The iMSFT

The iMSFT iPod was inspired by Bill Gates and the Microsoft Windows operating system. It comes preloaded with viruses, sloppy code, and requires a full-time IT department to maintain. One error requiring IT’s help per day is guaranteed. Includes a special BSOD function.

Bill Gates Bsod
Bill Gates BSOD (Blue Screen Of Death)

The Steve Balmer iPod

Special docking system spins around in circles leaking sweat and repeatedly flashes “Developers!” on the LCD screen.

iSteve

Capable of single-handedly saving the music industry. Comes preloaded with The Beatles‘ catalog. Caveat Emptor: You may be sued if you hit play!

Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs

Britney Spears iPod

Pre-loaded with “Here Comes the Bride” and has a spare wedding ring compartment for quickie ceremonies with wannabe white rappers. Comes pre-engraved with the word “White Trash ” on the back.

Britney Spears
Britney Spears

FEMA iPod

Intelligent design circuitry constantly primps and improves the appearance of this iPod, while thousands of people in New Orleans starve and swim in their own waste. 

Hurricane Sandy
Hurricane Damage

More Limited Edition iPod Ideas?

Got a funny idea for a Rejected Limited Edition iPod? Please send it to us. We’ll give you credit. Special thanks to the following people for submitting content: aarond12, Thomas Veil, tpatricks, ruskraus, death2spammers, sbonniol, and Sir_Giggles.

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