Properly parking your car really isn’t that hard. Parking lots and parking spaces are usually clearly marked. And a little common sense goes a long way. For example, not parking on a helipad, in front of a fire hydrant or under a leaking pipe in the middle of winter are all good ideas. But obviously common sense escapes some of us. Here are some hilariously bad car parking fails that are sure to make you smile. 🚗🤦🤣
This Hoboken Police Car Got Booted
The Hoboken Parking Authority is legendary for their strict ticketing and parking enforcement in New Jersey. As you can see, they won’t even let the Hoboken Police get away with parking in front of a fire hydrant.
Parking On A Helipad
Parking your crappy minivan on a helipad just takes being a parking asshole to a whole new level. Hopefully this wasn’t a hospital helipad trying to save a life. Out of all the car parking fails on this list, this guy is probably the worst.
Disabling The Disabled Spots
What’s worse than parking in a handicapped parking spot? Parking in the middle of them. The blue marked off area next to handicapped parking spots is so disabled people have enough room to get in and out of their cars with their mobility equipment.
Sinkhole Parking Spot
The next time you see a puddle, don’t park in it. It might get bigger… and deeper.
Alternative Fuel Vehicles & Compact Car Only Parking Spots
Either the new Toyota Prius got a huge size upgrade, or this person with a pickup truck decided to park in a compact parking spot for alternative vehicles only.
Parked Under An Ice Column
Parking under a leaking pipe in the middle of winter is probably not a good idea. Unless you really want an ice column attached to your car. There’s really no way to get your car out of this spot without waiting for the ice to melt. Time to take the bus.
Walmart Shopping Cart Stall
Check out this assclown that decided to park their car in the shopping cart return stall at Walmart. Why would they do this? What’s the point? It’s such a tight fit that they can’t even open their car doors.
Blocking A Fire Hydrant During A Fire
Word to the wise, firefighters do this all the time. If you park in front fire hydrant, they will smash your windows to run their hose through your car. You then get to pay the fines, damage and towing fees. That’s one expensive parking spot!
Pickup Truck Nose Dive
Sometimes trying to squeeze into that tiny little spot with your big car isn’t worth the time… or damage.
Avalanche Parking Lot
After watching this video, you might think twice before grabbing that prime parking spot at the base of the ski mountain.
3 Spots. 1 Car?
Usually the people taking up multiple spots have insanely expensive racing cars. Sorry, your fancy SUV doesn’t count.
Is Parking Stupidity Contagious?
There’s a famous saying: All it takes is one person to start a party. Obviously the same is true for parking. All it takes is one stupid car parking fail to send a whole parking lot into chaos.
Please Share These Bad Car Parking Fails
Hopefully, these drivers learned a lesson. Please share this list of bad car parking fails online. Together we can educate people on how and where to properly park their cars.
Frank Wilson is a retired teacher with over 30 years of combined experience in the education, small business technology, and real estate business. He now blogs as a hobby and spends most days tinkering with old computers. Wilson is passionate about tech, enjoys fishing, and loves drinking beer.