28 Funny Christmas Jokes For Kids

If you’re looking for some clean holiday humor full of Santa jokes and Christmas knock-knock jokes, then you came to the right place. This collection of funny Christmas jokes for kids and adults is sure to make everyone smile.

What does the Gingerbread Man use to make his bed?

• What does the Gingerbread Man use to make his bed?
• Cookie sheets!

What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling?

• What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling?
• Mistle-toad

What do elves do after school? 

• What do elves do after school? 
• Their gnome work!

What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs?

• What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs?
• Anything you want. He can’t hear you!

What do you call a shark that delivers toys at Christmas?

• What do you call a shark that delivers toys at Christmas?
• Santa Jaws!

Why is Santa good at karate?

• Why is Santa good at karate? 
• He has a black belt!

Singing Christmas Corals

• What types of songs do fish sing during the holidays?
• Christmas corals.

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

• What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
• An abdominal snowman

Where do snowmen keep their money?

• Where do snowmen keep their money?
• In a snow bank.

Why don’t crabs celebrate Christmas?

• Why don’t crabs celebrate Christmas?
• Because they’re shell-fish.

What does Christmas have in common with a cat at the beach?

• What does Christmas have in common with a cat at the beach?
• They both have sandy claws.

What do you call an elf who sings?

• What do you call an elf who sings? 
• A wrapper!

What’s different about the Christmas alphabet?

• What’s different about the Christmas alphabet? 
• It has no L (noel)

Why do Mummies like Christmas so much? 

• Why do Mummies like Christmas so much? 
• They’re into all the wrapping.

What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?

• What do you call a reindeer with bad manners? 
• RUDE-olph.

 What’s a snowman’s favorite type of Mexican food?

• What’s a snowman’s favorite type of Mexican food?
• Brrrrrr-itos!

Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing?

• Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing? 
• They always drop their needles!

What’s the best thing to put into Christmas cookies?

• What’s the best thing to put into Christmas cookies? 
• Your teeth!

What’s red and white and falls down chimneys?

• What’s red and white and falls down chimneys?
• Santa Klutz!

Why does Santa always enter through the chimney?

• Why does Santa always enter through the chimney?
• Because it soots him

Murray Christmas

• Knock, knock.
• Who’s there?
• Murray.
• Murray who?
• Murray Christmas, one and all!

Rudolph The Red

One night a Viking named Rudolph The Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.” His wife asked, “How do you know?” He replied, “Because Rudolph The Red knows rain, dear.”

Olive The Other Reindeer

• Santa: Knock, knock.
• Elf: Who’s there?
• Santa: Olive.
• Elf: Olive, who?
• Santa: Olive the other reindeer.

A Star Wars Christmas Joke

• Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
• Luke: How do you know?
• Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.

What did Adam say to his wife on Christmas?

• What did Adam say to his wife on Christmas?
• It’s finally Christmas, (pause) Eve!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?

• What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
• Frostbite

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

• What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
• Frostbite

What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol?

• What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol?
• Silent Night

Funny Christmas Jokes For Kids

Please share these funny Christmas jokes for kids with your friends and family. However, if you think that one of these jokes was offensive, then please let us know. Everyone’s sense of humor is different and these jokes are not meant to offend or be taken too seriously.

Do you know any clean Christmas jokes for kids that should be on this list? Please post your favorite funny Christmas jokes for kids in the comments. Happy Holidays and thanks for reading!