Known for his groundbreaking innovations and audacious ideas, Elon Musk has captured the world’s attention with his cutting-edge ventures with Tesla and SpaceX. Yet, his personal life is basically a dumpster fire. Here are some funny Elon Musk jokes that poke fun at the man who’s trying to revolutionize our future, but instead just ruined Twitter.
Elon Musk Jokes About Tesla & EVs
- New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell. They come with an Elon Musk.
- Tesla founder Elon Musk is originally from South Africa. Which is strange, you’d think he was from Mad-at-gas-car.
- What do Elon Musk and Thomas Edison have in common? They both got rich off of Tesla.
- Before Elon Musk got into electric cars… He was just Lon Musk.
Jokes About Elon Musk’s Relationships
- What did Musk say to Grimes before X Æ A-12 was conceived? i 1 2 ½ 6
- Did you hear Twitter is rebranding to X and all tweets will be called Xs? It sounds weird but its something that Elon has a lot of experience with.
- If Elon Musk’s space company establishes a Mars colony, and you have a girlfriend on mars, but later break up because of long distance, she’d be your…. Space X.
- Unhappy with the state’s liberal policies, Elon Musk says he is going to pull Tesla out of California. Never trust a guy with 6+ kids that says he is going to pull out.
- What kind of balls does Elon Musk have? Tesla-cles.
Jokes About Twitter
In July 2023, Twitter CEO Linda Yaccarino tweeted:
“It’s an exceptionally rare thing – in life or in business – that you get a second chance to make another big impression. Twitter made one massive impression and changed the way we communicate. Now, X will go further, transforming the global town square.”
However, both the Twitter acquisition and later rebranding to X, were messy and disastrous. Here are some jokes about this dumpster fire.
- Now that Elon Musk has bought Twitter and laid off half the staff, he’s planning on buying YouTube and Facebook and doing the same with them. To save even more money, he plans on merging the three companies into one… He’s going to call it YouTwitFace.
- I can use Twitter anymore because Elon Musk rebranded it to “X”. I not tying “X” into the URL bar when my wife might be standing behind me.
- Did you hear Twitter is rebranding to X and all tweets will be called Xs? It sounds weird, but its something that Elon has a lot of experience with.
- One of the first things Elon Musk did after buying Twitter, was close many of their offices. The good news is Elon Musk is turning Twitter’s headquarters into a homeless shelter. The bad news is, it can only house 280 characters, or less.
- What happened to the Twitter employee, that told Elon Musk not to rename the company? He became an X employee!
- What did Elon Musk get when changing twitters name? A bunch of X-employees.
- Did you hear that Elon Musk is rebranding Twitter as a company called X? Even the most incompetent Apprentice contestant could come up with better name.
- Marketing experts all agree, rebranding HBO to Max was the dumbest rebrand in recent history… Elon Musk: Hold my beer…
- If Elon Musk had a dollar for every racial and sexist slur on Twitter… Oh, wait- he does.
- What’s the difference between Elon Musk and a moron? A moron knows when to stop tweeting.
Mars And SpaceX Jokes
Besides destroying Twitter and leading the electric car revolution, another one of Musk’s goals is to colonize Mars.
- Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship. “It’s a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind,” says the ground control officer…. as he permanently cuts off all communications to Mars. (Via LadeeAlana)
- Why are Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and Richard Branson so excited for space? They’ve f**ked almost everyone on our planet and want one last shot at Uranus.
- Elon Musk’s new plan for Mars colonization will include only registered Republicans. He is going to make it the true red planet.
- Elon Musk’s DM to a hot girl: “Will send pics of my rocket. Lots of thrust. Gets up fast! Wink. Wink.” Girl responds… “Would be nice if it didn’t explode after 30 seconds.”
- Elon Musk and his latest girlfriend have broken up. He told her he needed some space.
- Why does Elon Musk want to colonize Mars? Because he’s tired of being the richest person on just one planet.
Jokes About Elon Musk’s Intelligence & Ego
- What’s the difference between God and Elon Musk? God doesn’t think he’s Elon Musk.
- While he was waiting for his jet to get refueled, Elon Musk gets bored and starts talking to the FBO crew at the private airport. He said; “Lets play a game. You ask me a question, if I don’t know the answer, I pay you $500 dollars. Then I ask you a question, if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5 dollars.” Thinking for a second, one guy said, “Sure, but you ask the first question.”
Elon, more than a little smug, asked, “What is the distance between earth and the moon?” The crew member didn’t know the answer, and payed the $5 dollars. Then the crew member asked “What has three legs going up the mountain, but has four legs coming down?”
Elon had to think for a while, but admitted he had no idea. So he payed the $500 dollars he owed. The crew member shrugged, but said nothing else. Elon, really curious had to ask, “Well, what is it?” The crew member smiled, “I don’t know” and payed Elon $5 dollars.
- Elon Musk, Tiger Woods, the Pope, and a college student are on an airplane that’s about to crash. The pilots have already bailed. The plane has 4 passengers, but there are only 3 parachutes. Someone is going down with the plane.
Tiger Woods says “I’m the best golfer in the world, I think I should get a parachute.” Everyone agrees, and Tiger Woods takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane.
Elon Musk says “I’m the smartest man in the world. I think i should get a parachute.” Everyone agrees, and Elon Musk jumps out of the plane.
The Pope tells the college student, “My son, take the last parachute and live a long happy life.” The college student says, “We can both go. The smartest man just jumped out with my backpack.”
- Elon Musk organized a press conference about his project to solve global warming. Musk stands in front of the reporters and says, “I will build giant sunglasses.” A confused journalist raises her hand. “How does that stop the earth from warming up?” Musk replies, “It makes it cool.”
- A woman is driving along the freeway when she is stopped by a huge traffic jam. After sitting there for quite a long time, she sees a man walking from car-to-car. The man finally walks up to her car. She rolls down the window…. “Hey, what’s going on up ahead?”
“It’s awful! Terrorists have stopped Elon Musk’s limo! They are saying if they don’t get $10 million dollars, they are going to burn him alive! So, I’m out here collecting donations.”
“That’s terrible! How much have you collected so far?” The man smiles and says, “Ten gallons. But everyone else is still siphoning….”
What Are Your Favorite Elon Musk Jokes?
If it’s not already enough to be extremely wealthy, Musk also thinks that he’s funny. Musk named Tesla’s electric cars Model S, Model 3, Model X, and Model Y because the letters spell “S3XY”. But Musk’s sense of humor is largely limited lame 69 and 420 jokes that just reek of a “hacky” amateur comic. For example, after Musk completed his acquisition of Twitter in October 2022, he walked into Twitter’s San Francisco headquarters carrying a sink. He later tweeted, “Let that sink in!”
The cringy attempt to be funny was lamer than a cheap comedy bit by prop comic like Carrot Top. It was a lot of effort for little return. All he earned from walking around with a giant sink was fake forced laughter from worried employees.
Make no mistake, Elon Musk is not funny. His attempts to be funny are so bad that the LA Times even did an article about Musk’s desperate attempts at humor. Making fun of him is so easy, it’s almost effortless. What are your favorite Elon Musk jokes. Join the conversation and share your favorite jokes about Elon Musk in the comments below.
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