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The Clown Cactus Penis Plant: A school Project Gone Wrong

Elementary School Students Accidently Grow Cactus Penis Plants

A class of elementary students started a class project to make a plant pot to take home and wanted to have a plant in it that as easy to take care of, so it was decided to use cactus plants. But that decision would come back to haunt the teacher in a few weeks.

May 15, 2002 by jayfrankwilson
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  • The Clown Plant Pot
  • An Innocent Project Turns X-Rated
  • Porn Plants

This is one of those classic occurrences in life that just seem to go wrong even when the intentions were so honorable. A class of elementary students started a class project to make a plant pot to take home and wanted to have a plant in it that as easy to take care of, so it was decided to use cactus plants. But that decision would come back to haunt the teacher in a few weeks.

The Clown Plant Pot

The students were given green ware pottery in the style of a clown plant pot and they painted them with glaze and had them professionally fired at a class outing so they could see the process. It was great fun!!

An Innocent Project Turns X-Rated

They planted the cactus seeds in the finished planters and they grew nicely. But an innocent clown plant pot wasn’t so innocent anymore with a phallic cactus protruding out of it. Unfortunately the students were not allowed to take their creations home. The cactus plants were removed and a small ivy plant replaced them.

The teacher said cactus seemed like a good idea at the time.

Porn Plants

Want to see more inappropriate and x-rated plants? Check out this article called “Porn Plants“. It’s only NSFW if you’re a vegetarian.

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