• Skip to main content
  • Skip to header right navigation
  • Skip to site footer
  • About
  • Contact
  • Subscribe
  • Advertise
methodshop

methodshop

tech news, reviews & how to's

  • Trending
  • Latest Stories
  • Fun
  • Culture
  • Learn
  • Tech
  • Search
You are here: Home / Entertainment / The 16 Slimiest Ghostbusters Quotes Of All Time
Ghostbusters Car
Andrew Martin

The 16 Slimiest Ghostbusters Quotes Of All Time

The original Ghostbusters is still as hilarious as ever. Need a reminder? Here are the funniest Ghostbusters quotes from the 1984 film that will put a smile on your face.

January 7, 2020 by Joe Michaels
Facebook0Tweet0Pin0LinkedIn0

The original Ghostbusters is still as hilarious as ever. Need a reminder? Here are the funniest Ghostbusters quotes from the 1984 film that will put a smile on your face.

As you may know, good comedies are hard to come by these days. Case in point? The 2016 all-female Ghostbusters reboot. Despite positive critical reception, the remake was a huge box office flop. If you ask us, the main reason behind it was the lack of quotable lines. You know, the thing that made the original Ghostbusters such a hit.

Fortunately, the original is still as hilarious as ever. Need a reminder? Here are the best Ghostbusters quotes from the original 1984 film that will put the smile back on your face.

Inquiries

  • Winston Zeddemore: Ray, when someone asks you if you’re a God, you say “YES”!

Do You Want Some Coffee?

Louis has been possessed by the Keymaster

  • Janine Melnitz: Do you want some coffee, Mr. Tulley?
  • Louis: (To Egon) Do I?
  • Dr. Egon Spengler: Yes, have some.
  • Louis: (To Janine) Yes, have some.

This Man Has No D**k

  • Dr. Raymond Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by d**kless here.
  • Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
  • Mayor: Is this true?
  • Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it’s true.
  • (Pause)
  • Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no d**k.

Making New Friends

  • Dana Barrett: There is no Dana. There is only Zuul.

Disaster Signs

  • Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!

The Philadelphia Mass Turbulence Of 1947

The Philadelphia Mass Turbulence Of 1947 - Best Ghostbusters Quotes
sony pictures
  • Dr. Raymond Stantz: Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947.
  • Dr. Peter Venkman: You’re right, no human being would stack books like this.

Dry Humor

Dana has described seeing the demon Zuul in her refrigerator.

  • Dr. Peter Venkman: Generally you don’t see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.

The Professional

  • Janine Melnitz: Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?
  • Winston Zeddemore: Ah, if there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll believe anything you say.

Voter Turnout

Persuading the mayor to let them stop a supernatural upheaval.





  • Dr. Peter Venkman: If I’m wrong, nothing happens! We go to jail – peacefully, quietly. We’ll enjoy it! But if I’m *right*, and we *can* stop this thing… Lenny, you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters.

Relationships

  • Dr. Peter Venkman: I don’t have to take this abuse from you. I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

Harsh Truths

  • Janine Melnitz: You’re very handy, I can tell. I bet you like to read a lot, too.
  • Dr. Egon Spengler: Print is dead.

Synesthesia

  • Dr. Raymond Stantz: Listen… you smell something?

Don’t Cross The Streams – Ghostbusters Quotes

  • Dr. Egon Spengler: There’s something very important I forgot to tell you.
  • Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
  • Dr. Egon Spengler: Don’t cross the streams.

Standard Procedure

  • Dr. Peter Venkman: Back off, man. I’m a scientist.

Efficiency

  • Dr. Raymond Stantz: I think we’d better split up.
  • Dr. Egon Spengler: Good idea.
  • Dr. Peter Venkman: Yeah, we can do more damage that way.

This Chick Is Toast

  • Dr. Peter Venkman: This chick is toast!
Here are the best Ghostbusters quotes from the original 1984 film that will put a smile on your face … #Ghostbusters #GhostbustersQuotes

Click To Tweet

NERD NOTE: The Ghostbusters script was originally written with Eddie Murphy playing the character Winston. Earlier versions of the script had Winston with the team from the beginning and getting slimed at the hotel. But after Murphy declined the role, the script was re-written to have Winston join the team in the middle of the film.

The Best Ghostbusters Quotes: Did We Miss Any?

Considering that the movie is a laugh-a-minute affair, it’s hard to decide on just a few of the best Ghostbusters quotes. Did we miss some of your favorite Ghostbusters quotes? Let us know in the comments below or tweet us @methodshop.

Can’t get enough of that lovable rascal Bill Murray? Take a look at our list of the most memorable Groundhog Day quotes!

Related Articles:

  • Awesome Aliens Movie Quotes From The Groundbreaking Film
  • The Best Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure Quotes
  • Top Office Space Quotes (How Many Do You Know?)
  • Has The Dalai Lama Ever Seen The Movie Caddyshack?

Related Posts:

  • Thunder Busters - AC/DC vs Ghostbusters Theme Mashup
    Thunder Busters - AC/DC vs Ghostbusters Theme Mashup
  • 11 Best Simpsons Guest Stars of All-Time (In No Particular Order)
    11 Best Simpsons Guest Stars of All-Time (In No…
  • Infographic: The Best Selling Video Games Of All Time
    Infographic: The Best Selling Video Games Of All Time

Facebook0Tweet0Pin0LinkedIn0
Category: Entertainment, Humor, TV & Film Tag: Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Eddie Murphy, Ghostbusters, Movie Quotes
Previous Post: « Mileage Reimbursement Laws 7 Things You Need To Know About Mileage Reimbursement Laws (2020)
Next Post: 25 Of The Best Pulp Fiction Quotes From Quentin Tarantino’s 1994 Film Pulp Fiction Movie Quotes »

Sidebar

Trending Now

  • The 25 Weirdest Statues And Sculptures From Around The WorldThe 25 Weirdest Statues And Sculptures From Around The World
  • How To Play The Original Oregon Trail Game Online For FreeHow To Play The Original Oregon Trail Game Online For Free
  • How To Erase iPod Tutorial -- The Super Fix for Most iPod ProblemsHow To Erase iPod Tutorial — The Super Fix for Most iPod Problems
  • 20 Famous People Who Are Members Of The Sleepless Elite20 Famous People Who Are Members Of The Sleepless Elite
  • 5 Easy Elevator Hacks That Will Help Give You An Express Ride5 Easy Elevator Hacks That Will Help Give You An Express Ride
  • Controversial Nimbus 2000 Vibrating Harry Potter Broomstick Has Parents In An UproarControversial Nimbus 2000 Vibrating Harry Potter Broomstick Has Parents In An Uproar
  • The 30 Best Office Space Quotes (How Many Do You Know?)The 30 Best Office Space Quotes (How Many Do You Know?)
  • The 30 Best Caddyshack Quotes That'll Make You LaughThe 30 Best Caddyshack Quotes That’ll Make You Laugh
  • 7 Pictures Of Naked People Captured By Google's Cameras7 Pictures Of Naked People Captured By Google’s Cameras
  • The 25 Most Memorable Quotes From The GodfatherThe 25 Most Memorable Quotes From The Godfather

Categories

Quotes From Jerry Maguire

Show Me The Money: The 11 Best Quotes From Jerry Maguire

The Origins Of David Letterman's Legendary Broken Glass Joke

The Origins Of David Letterman’s Legendary Broken Glass Joke

If you were a fan of David Letterman through the years, then you’ll immediately remember the broken glass joke. Here’s how a letter from a fan helped create one of the longest-running jokes in David Letterman’s career.

About

MethodShop’s mission is to entertain, inform, and sometimes gross you out. MethodShop has affiliate relationships, so we may get a small share of the revenue from your purchases. Items are sold by the retailer, not by us. All prices are subject to change.

Latest

The Origins Of David Letterman's Legendary Broken Glass Joke

The Origins Of David Letterman’s Legendary Broken Glass Joke

Quotes From Jerry Maguire

Show Me The Money: The 11 Best Quotes From Jerry Maguire

Follow

MethodShop Animated Zoom Icon
  • About
  • Submit
  • Disclaimer
  • Privacy Policy
  • Contact
  • Subscribe
  • Store

Copyright © 2021 MethodShop · All Rights Reserved · Powered by BizBudding Inc.

We use cookies on our website to give you the most relevant experience by remembering your preferences and repeat visits. By clicking “Accept”, you consent to the use of ALL the cookies.
Do not sell my personal information.
Cookie settingsACCEPT
Manage consent

Privacy Overview

This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website. Out of these, the cookies that are categorized as necessary are stored on your browser as they are essential for the working of basic functionalities of the website. We also use third-party cookies that help us analyze and understand how you use this website. These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. You also have the option to opt-out of these cookies. But opting out of some of these cookies may affect your browsing experience.
Necessary
Always Enabled

Necessary cookies are absolutely essential for the website to function properly. This category only includes cookies that ensures basic functionalities and security features of the website. These cookies do not store any personal information.

Non-necessary

Any cookies that may not be particularly necessary for the website to function and is used specifically to collect user personal data via analytics, ads, other embedded contents are termed as non-necessary cookies. It is mandatory to procure user consent prior to running these cookies on your website.

SAVE & ACCEPT