Every once in a while a photographer will capture an amazing moment in time. That perfect moment can be anything from a beautiful sunset, a silly face on a baby, or… even someone just before a severe onslaught of pain overwhelms them and everyone nearby vomits uncontrollably. These pictures are of the latter.
WARNING: This page contains content of a graphic nature. These cringe-worthy photos are totally SFW, but slightly gory and may make you uncomfortable.
Shin Skin vs Horn
Look at this photo carefully. The bull’s horn enters his shin and goes up under his leg skin so high that it tickles his kneecap. Winner: Stitches.
Horn vs Anus
That horn looks like it went in pretty deep. Look on the bright side, it’s a permanent cure for constipation. Winner: Colon and rectal surgeons.
Bull vs Swimmer
This guy probably thought that running into the water was a good escape idea. It wasn’t. Winner: All the marina customers watching.
Baseball vs Balls
3 balls. 1 cup… at least we hope. Winner: Orchiopexy.
Bat vs Chin
Sorry man, “Bat Day” was last week. Today is “Broken Chin Day.” Winner: Mentoplasty.
Face vs Tennis Ball
Keep your eye on the ball… oh, never mind, duck! Winner: Tennis ball.
Motorcycle Racer vs Hangtime
Maybe this rider should add a pair of wings to their racing suit. Oh well, feet don’t fail me now. Winner: Kneepads.
Racer vs Tire Barrier
Do you remember this R. Kelly song lyric? “I believe I can fly… over this barrier.” Winner: Used tires.
Cyclist vs Car
This isn’t the first time that a pace car has run over a racer. Why do they drive so close? Winner: Tire.
Face vs Concrete
“Oh look, I found a penny. Let me pick it up with my bloody face.” Winner: Concrete.
Tourist vs Local
WTF? Did this cyclist really not see this pole on an otherwise mostly empty sidewalk? Not only did the tourist not get hurt, but they got this incredible vacation photo. Winner: Tourist’s friends.
Tire vs Face
“When I said ‘eat my dust’ I didn’t mean it literally off my tire.” Winner: Dentists.
Motorcycle vs Arm
Yeah, that arm is broken. Note to self: Never use your own arm as a speed bump. Winner: Motorcycle.
Biker vs Cheap Mechanic
Remember that cheap mechanic that’s been working on your bike? Fire him, now. Winner: Lawyers.
Man vs Inertia
Audience: Cool trick. Man: How the hell do I land this jump? Winner: Helmet laws.
Family Photo vs Gravity
Remember that family photo where your son fell off a cliff? So does the Internet. We sure hope that kid is ok. Winner: Child Services.
Soccer Cleat vs Head
This soccer player already looks like he’s having a rough time. Just wait until that spiked soccer cleat is inserted into his skull. Winner: Cleat.
Soccer Player’s Face vs Soccer Ball
The wallop of this soccer ball not only distorts this soccer player’s face but look at the spray of sweat that squirts out during the impact. Winner: ball.
Taint vs Nose
If you don’t already know, your perineum (aka “taint“) the part of your body in between your genitals and rectum. That’s basically where’s this guy’s nose is at the perfect moment that this photo was taken. “I’m trying out a new body wash. What do you think?” Winner: Draw.
Diving Board vs Forehead
Ouch! Unfortunately this woman’s dive attempt was a few inches too close to the diving board. That’s going to be one bad headache. Winner: Diving Board.