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Home : Health & Science : Ouch! 20 Cringe-Worthy Photos Taken At The Perfect Moment

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Ouch! 20 Cringe-Worthy Photos Taken At The Perfect Moment

Grab a first aid kit and a barf bag! Every once in a while a photographer will capture an amazing moment in time. That perfect moment can be anything from a beautiful sunset, a silly face on a baby, or... even someone just before a severe onslaught of pain overwhelms them and everyone nearby vomits uncontrollably. These pictures are of the latter.

Dec 2, 1997 by jayfrankwilson
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Every once in a while a photographer will capture an amazing moment in time. That perfect moment can be anything from a beautiful sunset, a silly face on a baby, or… even someone just before a severe onslaught of pain overwhelms them and everyone nearby vomits uncontrollably. These pictures are of the latter.

WARNING: This page contains content of a graphic nature. These cringe-worthy photos are totally SFW, but slightly gory and may make you uncomfortable.

Shin Skin vs Horn

Look at this photo carefully. The bull’s horn enters his shin and goes up under his leg skin so high that it tickles his kneecap. Winner: Stitches.

Shin Skin Vs Horn
Shin Skin vs Horn

Horn vs Anus

That horn looks like it went in pretty deep. Look on the bright side, it’s a permanent cure for constipation. Winner: Colon and rectal surgeons.

Horn Vs Anus
Horn vs Anus

Bull vs Swimmer

This guy probably thought that running into the water was a good escape idea. It wasn’t. Winner: All the marina customers watching.

Bull Vs Swimmer
Bull vs Swimmer

Baseball vs Balls

3 balls. 1 cup… at least we hope. Winner: Orchiopexy.

Baseball Vs Balls
Baseball vs Balls





Bat vs Chin

Sorry man, “Bat Day” was last week. Today is “Broken Chin Day.” Winner: Mentoplasty.

Bat Vs Chin
Bat vs Chin

Face vs Tennis Ball

Keep your eye on the ball… oh, never mind, duck! Winner: Tennis ball.

Face Vs Tennis Ball
Face vs Tennis Ball

Motorcycle Racer vs Hangtime

Maybe this rider should add a pair of wings to their racing suit. Oh well, feet don’t fail me now. Winner: Kneepads.






Motorcycle Racer Vs Curve
Motorcycle Racer vs Curve

Racer vs Tire Barrier

Do you remember this R. Kelly song lyric? “I believe I can fly… over this barrier.” Winner: Used tires.

Racer Vs Tire Barrier
Racer vs Tire Barrier

Cyclist vs Car

This isn’t the first time that a pace car has run over a racer. Why do they drive so close? Winner: Tire.

Cyclist Vs Car
Cyclist vs Car






Face vs Concrete

“Oh look, I found a penny. Let me pick it up with my bloody face.” Winner: Concrete.

Face Vs Concrete
Face vs Concrete

Tourist vs Local

WTF? Did this cyclist really not see this pole on an otherwise mostly empty sidewalk? Not only did the tourist not get hurt, but they got this incredible vacation photo. Winner: Tourist’s friends.

Tourist Vs Local
Tourist vs Local

Tire vs Face

“When I said ‘eat my dust’ I didn’t mean it literally off my tire.” Winner: Dentists.

Tire Vs Face
Tire vs Face

Motorcycle vs Arm

Yeah, that arm is broken. Note to self: Never use your own arm as a speed bump. Winner: Motorcycle.

Motorcycle Vs Arm
Motorcycle vs Arm

Biker vs Cheap Mechanic

Remember that cheap mechanic that’s been working on your bike? Fire him, now. Winner: Lawyers.

Biker Vs Cheap Mechanic
Biker vs Cheap Mechanic

Man vs Inertia

Audience: Cool trick. Man: How the hell do I land this jump? Winner: Helmet laws.

Man Vs Inertia
Man vs Inertia

Family Photo vs Gravity

Remember that family photo where your son fell off a cliff? So does the Internet. We sure hope that kid is ok. Winner: Child Services.

Family Photo Vs Gravity
Family Photo vs Gravity

Soccer Cleat vs Head

This soccer player already looks like he’s having a rough time. Just wait until that spiked soccer cleat is inserted into his skull. Winner: Cleat.

Soccer Cleat Vs Head
Soccer Cleat vs Head

Soccer Player’s Face vs Soccer Ball

The wallop of this soccer ball not only distorts this soccer player’s face but look at the spray of sweat that squirts out during the impact. Winner: ball.

Soccer Player'S Face Vs Soccer Ball
Soccer Player’s Face vs Soccer Ball

Taint vs Nose

If you don’t already know, your perineum (aka “taint“) the part of your body in between your genitals and rectum. That’s basically where’s this guy’s nose is at the perfect moment that this photo was taken. “I’m trying out a new body wash. What do you think?” Winner: Draw.

Taint Vs Nose
Taint vs Nose

Diving Board vs Forehead

Ouch! Unfortunately this woman’s dive attempt was a few inches too close to the diving board. That’s going to be one bad headache. Winner: Diving Board.

Diving Board Vs Forehead
Diving Board vs Forehead


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