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Home : Health & Science : 20 Funny DNA Jokes And Pick Up Lines… With Explanations

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20 Funny DNA Jokes And Pick Up Lines… With Explanations

From unzipping genes to DNA contamination, here are some funny DNA jokes and pick up lines.

Oct 16, 2018 by Joe Michaels
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Here are some DNA jokes for all of us molecular biology and science nerds out there. Explanations are included for the rest of us. Enjoy!

Bill Clinton’s DNA

Dear Mr. Starr:

The test on the dress came back inconclusive. Everyone in Arkansas has the same DNA.

Apologies,

The FBI

Explanation: Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton had a secret affair while he was President Of The United States. After an encounter with Clinton, Lewinsky saved a blue dress that had Clinton’s “DNA” on it. Clinton is from Arkansas. Sometimes people joke about people in the south all being related. 

No Genes

Dna Dress Code Problems - Funny Dna Jokes
“Sorry mate… no genes.”






Explanation: Many high-end nightclubs don’t admit patrons wearing jeans. Jeans and genes are homonyms.

DNA Ligase

Dna Ligase
What did the DNA Ligase say when it was confused at work?

DNA Test Results May Vary

Dna Test Results Joke
DNA Testing Services

Explanation: Many people who have tried DNA testing services like 23andMe and AncestryDNA have gotten surprising results.





Stop Copying Me

LOL, This DNA joke though! #Ramagya #RamagyaInstittute #scholarship #science #coachingclasses #dnajokes pic.twitter.com/bRK5GrNTF1

— Ramagya Institute (@ramagyainstitut) October 18, 2016

Explanation: A DNA copy is an exact copy. Only biological twins and clones have the same DNA.

DNA Copy

Dna Copy

Pick Up Line: Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.

DNA Evidence

Icsi Dna Joke
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Explanation: DNA testing and evidence have had a dramatic impact on the rate of both current and cold case closures. As a result, criminals now have a much harder time getting away with crimes.

What Does DNA stand For?

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexia Association #StupidJokes #DNAjokes
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DNA Contamination

Dna Contamination
DNA Contamination Joke

Explanation: One of the biggest challenges for forensics investigators and scientists is avoiding DNA contamination.

DNA-Spaghetti

Q: How do you eat DNA-spaghetti? A: With a replication fork. #DNAjokes
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Rearrange The DNA

Rearrange The Dna Joke
Rearrange The DNA Joke

Pick Up Line: DNA spelled backward is AND, like… me AND you.

Doctor: “I’m afraid your DNA is backwards” Me: “and”? — #DNAjokes
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Unzip Your Genes

Unzip Your Genes
Unzip Your Genes

Q: What’s do DNA helicase and perverts have in common? A: They both want to unzip your genes #DNAjokes
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Pick Up Line: Baby, I wish I were DNA Helicase, so I could unzip your genes.

Explanation: A DNA helicase is an enzyme that can “unzip” a strand of DNA down the middle of the helix.

DNA Helicase And Perverts

  • Q: What’s do DNA helicase and perverts have in common?
  • A: They both want to unzip your genes

Explanation: A strand of DNA can be “unzipped” with a DNA helicase enzyme.

DNA And Diarrhea

  • Q: What do diarrhea and DNA have in common?
  • A: They both run in your jeans/genes.

DNA Fat Joke

Funny Dna Jokes - Fat Jokes
What did the DNA say to the other DNA? “Do these genes make me look fat?”

What did the DNA say to the other DNA? Do these genes make me look fat? #DNAjokes
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Explanation: The words jeans and genes are homonyms.

Restriction Enzyme

Restriction Enzyme Joke
Via Amoeba Sisters

Am I Adopted?

Fred came home from University in tears.

“Mom, am I adopted?”

“No of course not”, replied his mother. Why would you think such a thing?

Fred showed her his genealogy DNA test results. No match for any of his relatives, and strong matches for a family who lived the other side of the city.

Upset, his mother called her husband. “Honey, Fred has done a DNA test, and… and… I don’t know how to say this… he may not be our son.”

“Well, obviously!” he replied.

“What do you mean?”

“It was your idea in the first place” her husband continued. “You remember, that first night in the hospital when the baby did nothing but scream and cry and scream and cry. On and on. And you asked me to change him.”

“I picked a good one I reckon. Ever so proud of Fred.”

DNA Printer: DNA Test Jokes

Dna Printer - Dna Test Jokes
DNA Printer

Explanation: This DNA test joke shows two strips of paper coming out of the printer forming a helix, the same shape of DNA.

Pasta DNA

Dna Pasta
DNA Pasta Joke

Explanation: The spiral shape of this pasta noodle looks similar to a DNA helix.

The Petting Zoo

Q: What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

A: Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Explanation: Sorry we’re not explaining this one.

NERD NOTE: Have you ever wondered: “What does DNA stand for?” DNA is the shorter abbreviation for deoxyribonucleic acid. DNA consists of two different nucleic acids. Deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA) is the main acid. The secondary acid is ribonucleic acid (RNA).

DNA Jokes And Pick Up Lines

How were these DNA jokes and pick up lines? Did we miss one of your favorite jokes about DNA? Post a comment below. And if you know any biology teachers, please share this page with them. Most of these are clean biology jokes (sorry Bill Clinton) that the average teacher would appreciate.

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  1. Sivayogan Navaratnam

    Nov 18, 2020 at 1:03 PM

    Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton had a secret affair while he was
    President Of The United States. After an encounter with Clinton,
    Lewinsky saved a blue dress that had Clinton’s “DNA” on it. Clinton is
    from Arkansas. Sometimes people joke about people in the south all being
    related.

    Not only in the south even the immoral woman, Monica Lewinsky is related to the X president Mr Bill Clinton. The fact is we all from Adam’s DNA

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