Here are some DNA jokes for all of us molecular biology and science nerds out there. Explanations are included for the rest of us. Enjoy!
Bill Clinton’s DNA
Dear Mr. Starr:
The test on the dress came back inconclusive. Everyone in Arkansas has the same DNA.
Explanation: Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton had a secret affair while he was President Of The United States. After an encounter with Clinton, Lewinsky saved a blue dress that had Clinton’s “DNA” on it. Clinton is from Arkansas. Sometimes people joke about people in the south all being related.
Explanation: Many high-end nightclubs don’t admit patrons wearing jeans. Jeans and genes are homonyms.
DNA Test Results May Vary
Stop Copying Me
Explanation: A DNA copy is an exact copy. Only biological twins and clones have the same DNA.
Pick Up Line: Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Explanation: DNA testing and evidence have had a dramatic impact on the rate of both current and cold case closures. As a result, criminals now have a much harder time getting away with crimes.
What Does DNA stand For?
Explanation: One of the biggest challenges for forensics investigators and scientists is avoiding DNA contamination.
Rearrange The DNA
Pick Up Line: DNA spelled backward is AND, like… me AND you.
Unzip Your Genes
Pick Up Line: Baby, I wish I were DNA Helicase, so I could unzip your genes.
Explanation: A DNA helicase is an enzyme that can “unzip” a strand of DNA down the middle of the helix.
DNA Helicase And Perverts
- Q: What’s do DNA helicase and perverts have in common?
- A: They both want to unzip your genes
Explanation: A strand of DNA can be “unzipped” with a DNA helicase enzyme.
DNA And Diarrhea
- Q: What do diarrhea and DNA have in common?
- A: They both run in your jeans/genes.
DNA Fat Joke
Explanation: The words jeans and genes are homonyms.
Am I Adopted?
Fred came home from University in tears.
“Mom, am I adopted?”
“No of course not”, replied his mother. Why would you think such a thing?
Fred showed her his genealogy DNA test results. No match for any of his relatives, and strong matches for a family who lived the other side of the city.
Upset, his mother called her husband. “Honey, Fred has done a DNA test, and… and… I don’t know how to say this… he may not be our son.”
“Well, obviously!” he replied.
“What do you mean?”
“It was your idea in the first place” her husband continued. “You remember, that first night in the hospital when the baby did nothing but scream and cry and scream and cry. On and on. And you asked me to change him.”
“I picked a good one I reckon. Ever so proud of Fred.”
DNA Printer: DNA Test Jokes
Explanation: This DNA test joke shows two strips of paper coming out of the printer forming a helix, the same shape of DNA.
Explanation: The spiral shape of this pasta noodle looks similar to a DNA helix.
The Petting Zoo
Q: What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?
A: Kicked out of the petting zoo.
Explanation: Sorry we’re not explaining this one.
NERD NOTE: Have you ever wondered: “What does DNA stand for?” DNA is the shorter abbreviation for deoxyribonucleic acid. Your DNA consists of two different nucleic acids. Deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA) is the main acid. The secondary acid is ribonucleic acid (RNA).
DNA Jokes And Pick Up Lines
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