Here are some DNA jokes for all of you molecular biology and science nerds out there. Explanations are included for the rest of us. Enjoy!
Bill Clinton’s DNA
Dear Mr. Starr:
The test on the dress came back inconclusive. Everyone in Arkansas has the same DNA.
Explanation: Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton had a secret affair while he was President Of The United States. After an encounter with Clinton, Lewinsky saved a blue dress that had Clinton’s “DNA” on it. Clinton is from Arkansas. Sometimes people joke about people in the south all being related.
Explanation: Many high-end nightclubs don’t admit patrons wearing jeans. Jeans and genes are homonyms.
DNA Test Results May Vary
Stop Copying Me
— Ramagya Institute (@ramagyainstitut) October 18, 2016
Explanation: A DNA copy is an exact copy. Only biological twins and clones have the same DNA.
Pick Up Line: Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Explanation: DNA testing and evidence have had a dramatic impact on the rate of both current and cold case closures. As a result, criminals now have a much harder time getting away with crimes.
What Does DNA stand For?
Explanation: One of the biggest challenges for forensics investigators and scientists is avoiding DNA contamination.
Rearrange The DNA
Pick Up Line: DNA spelled backward is AND, like… me AND you.
Unzip Your Genes
Pick Up Line: Baby, I wish I were DNA Helicase, so I could unzip your genes.
Explanation: A DNA helicase is an enzyme that can “unzip” a strand of DNA down the middle of the helix.
- Q: What’s do DNA helicase and perverts have in common?
- A: They both want to unzip your genes
Explanation: A strand of DNA can be “unzipped” with a DNA helicase enzyme.
DNA Fat Joke
Explanation: The words jeans and genes are homonyms.
Via Amoeba Sisters
DNA Printer: DNA Test Jokes
Explanation: This DNA test joke shows two strips of paper coming out of the printer forming a helix, the same shape of DNA.
Explanation: The spiral shape of this pasta noodle looks similar to a DNA helix.
NERD NOTE: Have you ever wondered: “What does DNA stand for?” DNA is the shorter abbreviation for deoxyribonucleic acid. Your DNA consists of two different nucleic acids. Deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA) is the main acid. The secondary acid is ribonucleic acid (RNA).
DNA Jokes And Pick Up Lines
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