Send Someone You Love The Enchanted Banana Of Happiness

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The Enchanted Banana of Happiness is very similar to the Magical Grapefruit Of Love. Not to say that one is superior in message, but the wishes are fairly similar. The difference is that some prefer bananas to grapefruits and vice-versa. Thus, for a variety of fruity choices, I introduce to the world the Enchanted Banana of Happiness.

This banana has been given to you by someone who thinks that you are extra fabulous. The giver maybe anyone from boy/girlfriend, pal, best friend, or even a Hausfrau. In any case you have enchanted this person with your banana-like qualities (smile, sense of humor, or just plain aesthetically pleasing, good looks), and he/she finds you interesting, possibly even attractive, but definitely you are a pretty good reason to be alive. Now whether this person finds you attractive or not is an entirely different question all together. This is merely a token of gratitude and/or affection for you to ponder.

Like the Grapefruit, the proper response for the Enchanted Banana of Happiness is a hug and a smile (bananas are always smiling) within a week of receiving the Enchanted Banana of Happiness. If you are out of range to where this response is not feasible, you may respond with a letter of thanks. Basically this Enchanted Banana of Happiness is a way of saying “You make me happy, and I don’t know if you know this yet, but you are ultimately cool.”

Sorry if you expected an actual banana. The type of equipment that I am dealing with will not allow me to send actual fruit by computer. Eventually the miracle of science will allow an actual banana to be 3D printed or travel through the Internet. Rest assured though that someone thinks that you are a really rockin’ guy/girl and that if you were lost in the same state they would definitely give you directions.

The sender of the Enchanted Banana of Happiness requires only one thing from you, besides the aforementioned hug and smile, that you bequeath this Enchanted Banana of Happiness upon another. The Enchanted Banana of Happiness grows in smiley power every time it is received by another, some day you may receive this enchanted fruit again. So, pass it on. Remember the elation you experienced when you first received it? If you send it on you may feel this again. That’s right, the Enchanted Banana of Happiness is really just a chain letter. Nothing bad will happen if you do not send it on, but think of the bright spot it might put in the day of someone who is truly spiffy. Tell them how nifty they are and spread the joy.