Are you contemplating creating your own website? Spend some extra time thinking about your URL or website address. All of these items below are legitimate companies that didn’t spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear… and be misread. These are not made up. Check them out yourself!
WhorePresents.com
“Who Represents” is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their website is www.whorepresents.com. If you’re looking to buy Whore Presents, then try this link.
expertsexchange.com
Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com. But sometimes it’s confused as a site where you can get more information on an Expert Sex Change.
penisland.net
When someone visits www.penisland.net, do you think they are looking for a site called Pen Island where you can buy ink pens or Penis Land when you can….
TheRapistFinder.com
Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com. Not to be confused with The Rapist Finder??!
PowerGenitalia.com
There’s an Italian Power Generator company with the website www.powergenitalia.com. We wonder if wearing pants at work is optional. In Italian, the URL “Power Gen Italia” makes sense. But this is one of those unfortunate situations where something doesn’t translate properly to a different language, like English. Power Gen Italia or Power Genitalia?
MolestationNursery.com
And don’t forget the plant blog Mole Station Native Nursery in Australia. Their URL is www.molestationnursery.com. We wonder if they mistreat their plants.
ipanywhere.com
If you’re looking for IP computer software, there’s always www.ipanywhere.com. Sadly, many seniors have a bladder control problem that causes them to pee anywhere. I’m old so I pee anywhere?!
CummingFirst.com
The First Cumming Methodist Church website is www.cummingfirst.com. Isn’t it impolite to cum first? And doing it at church, that’s a whole other story.
SpeedoFart.com
And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky website at www.speedofart.com. But if you want to see people farting in their speedos, just look on YouTube.
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We would love to finish off this article with one more URL. Please give us another suggestion in the comments below.
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Frank Wilson is a retired teacher with over 30 years of combined experience in the education, small business technology, and real estate business. He now blogs as a hobby and spends most days tinkering with old computers. Wilson is passionate about tech, enjoys fishing, and loves drinking beer.
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