Chances are, you probably already know some famous Ferris Bueller quotes from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Ferris Bueller and his crew were full of insight, sarcasm, youth, and more. They made us laugh, they made us think, they even taught us how to play hooky from high school. Here are some of the best Ferris Bueller quotes that have made the 1986 film Ferris Bueller’s Day Off so timeless.
NERD NOTE: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off opened in theaters on June 15, 1986, and grossed $6,275,647 on its opening weekend. The film’s budget was only $6,000,000. It went on to earn a cumulative worldwide gross of $70,136,369.
“Life Moves Pretty Fast” – The Most Famous Ferris Bueller Life Quote
Here’s the famous Ferris Bueller life quote that you probably didn’t know came from this movie. Ferris was very insightful when he dropped this bomb of wisdom on us. Hurry up and stitch it on a pillow.
- Ferris: Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
“What Aren’t We Going To Do?”
- Ferris Bueller: “The question isn’t ‘What are we going to do,’ the question is ‘what aren’t we going to do.”
“Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?” – Famous Ferris Bueller Quotes
Have you ever tried to talk to someone who just wasn’t listening? Then you found yourself asking, “Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?” in a monotone voice? You can thank Ferris Bueller’s economics teacher, played by comedian Ben Stein, for this famous quote. Stein had a degree in Economics and was instructed by director John Hughes to give an actual Economics lecture in his classroom scenes. While calling roll call in class, Stein’s attempts to locate Ferris Bueller in class resulted in the most famous roll-call moment in history.
- Economics Teacher: Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
- Simone: Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
- Economics Teacher: Thank you, Simone.
- Simone: No problem whatsoever.
“Pucker Up Buttercup”
- Ed Rooney: Ed Rooney.
- Cameron: (Disguising voice as George Peterson) Ed. This is George Peterson.
- Ed Rooney: How are you today, sir?
- Cameron: (Voice disguised) Well, we’ve had a bit of bad luck this morning as you may have heard.
- Ed Rooney: Yeah I heard, and man, I’m all broken up, boy, what a blow.
- Cameron: (Disguised) Yeah. Yeah. Well, uh, it’s been a tough morning and we got a lot of family business to take care of, so if you wouldn’t mind excusing Sloane, I’d appreciate it.
- Ed Rooney: Uh, yeah, sure, no I’d be happy to, yeah you, uh, you just produce a corpse, and uh, I’ll release Sloane. I wanna see this dead grandmother first hand.
- Grace: Ed?
- Ed Rooney: It’s alright, Grace, it’s Ferris Bueller the little twerp. I’m gonna set a trap and let him fall right in it.
- Grace: Ooh!
- Cameron: (Disguised) I’m sorry, Ed, did you say you wanted to see a body?
- Ed Rooney: Yeah, that’s right, just, uh, roll her old bones on over here, and I’ll dig up your daughter. You know that’s school policy.
- Cameron: (Disguised) Oh.
- Ed Rooney: Was this your mother?
- Cameron: (Disguised) Uh, no my wife’s mother.
- Grace: (Picks up ringing phone) Ed Rooney’s office.
- Ferris: Hi this is Ferris Bueller, can I speak to Mr. Rooney, please? Thank you.
- Grace: (Caught off-guard) Uh… hold.
- Ed Rooney: Tell ya what, dipshit. If you don’t like my policies you can come on down here and smooch my big ole’ white butt.
- Grace: ED!
- Ed Rooney: Pucker up buttercup.
- Ed Rooney: What?
- Grace: Ferris Bueller is on line 2.
“How can I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?”
Out of all of the famous Ferris Bueller quotes, this one is relatable to both kids and adults. Ferris pulls back the shades on his window, looks outside at the beautiful blue sky, and then says…
- Ferris Bueller: “How can I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?”
- Ferris: “I do have a test today… It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.”
“If you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks, you’d have a diamond.”
Ferris knew how to describe his friends, well, lyrically.
- Ferris: “Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.”
“It Is His Fault He Didn’t Lock The Garage”
- Cameron: The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion.
- Ferris: It’s his fault he didn’t lock the garage.
“We’ll Drive Home Backward”
Maybe if Ferris would’ve attended a driver’s ed class or two, he wouldn’t have said the following lines to Cameron.
- Ferris: Look, it’s really simple. Whatever mileage we put on, we’ll take off.
- Cameron: How?
- Ferris: We’ll drive home backward.
That’s not how that works, Ferris. Ferris likes to cut class, but apparently he skipped driver’s education one too many times.
“It’s A Little Childish And Stupid, But Then, So Is High School.”
This whole movie happened because Ferris Bueller faked a stomach cramp, leaned over, and licked his hands — making them clammy. So his concerned mother let him stay home from school, for the 9th time that semester.
- Ferris: It’s a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
“The Place Is Like A Museum”
If you’ve ever been to someone’s house that feels sterile and un-lived in, then this quote probably made you chuckle.
- Ferris: (Describing Cameron’s house) The place is like a museum. It’s very beautiful and very cold, and you’re not allowed to touch anything.
“Your Ass Is Mine”
- Ed Rooney: Les jeux sont faits. Translation: the game is up. Your ass is mine.
“You’re Not Dying, You Just Can’t Think Of Anything Good To Do.”
Cameron didn’t exactly want to be a part of Ferris’ hooky adventure. But Ferris convinced him with such quotes as, “You’re not dying, you just can’t think of anything good to do.” And Ferris was probably right.
- Cameron: (Whispering to himself after hanging up from a phone call with Ferris) I’m dying.
- (Phone rings, and Cameron answers)
- Ferris: (Over the phone) You’re not dying, you just can’t think of anything good to do.
“You Can Never Go Too Far”
This quote, said by Ferris, is the type of ideal that got him and his comrades into their adventure. We bet Cameron’s dad, owner of the famous, red 1961 Ferrari 250GT California, wouldn’t agree.
- Cameron: Okay Ferris, can we just let it go, please?
- Sloane: Ferris, please. You’ve gone too far. We’re going to get busted.
- Ferris: A) You can never go too far. B) If I’m gonna get busted, it is not gonna be by a guy like that.
“You’re Still Here? It’s Over!”
It’s common nowadays for movies to have creative closing credit sequences or special content after the credits. But in 1986, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off was one of the first movies ever to integrate content into the credits.
- Ferris: (After the end credits) … You’re still here? It’s over!
The Inspiration For Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Did you know that the script for Ferris Bueller’s Day Off was written in only 6 days? Director John Hughes wrote it mid-writers-strike in the early 1980s and made sure to include lots of memorable Ferris Bueller quotes. His idea was simple, “I want to do this movie about a kid who takes a day off from school and… that’s all I know so far.” The result was this classic teen comedy that we all know and love. And of course, the story takes place in Hughes’ favorite fictional town of Shermer, Illinois.
Ferris Bueller 2 – The Controversial Sequel
Unfortunately, there won’t be a Ferris Bueller 2. The idea of a Ferris Bueller sequel had been discussed for years, but it was eventually dropped. Matthew Broderick was presented with ideas about Ferris in college, or on the job somewhere, but ultimately, he felt that the film didn’t need a sequel. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off was about a specific time and place that we’d all like to revisit, but it didn’t need updating.
Matthew Broderick did, however, do Ferris Bueller Super Bowl commercial in 2012 for the Honda CR-V. That’s as close as we’ll ever get to Ferris Bueller 2.
NERD NOTE: John Hughes offered Bill Paxton the garage attendant role after working with him on Weird Science (1985). However, Paxton thought that the role was too small and turned him down. Hughes didn’t take the news well and never offered Paxton another role in one of his projects. Paxton said it was one of the biggest regrets of his career.
Famous Ferris Bueller Quotes
Were you surprised to discover that you already knew some of these Ferris Bueller quotes? This movie about three friends was loved and adored by millions of kids — and adults too. It’s still getting quoted today. Whether you’re dropping a “Bueller?” on your friend or contemplating how life passes by in the blink of an eye., it’s fun to sneak in some Ferris Bueller quotes into daily conversation.
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