Have you ever been on the spot and asked to make a toast? It can be a very uncomfortable experience if you aren’t prepared. The secret is to keep it short and be prepared. Here are some funny Irish toasts that are easy to memorize. Many of these Irish drinking toasts will work both on St. Patrick’s Day or on a formal occasion, like an Irish wedding.
Merry Life And Cold Beer
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer and another one.
Friends And Favors
May the lilt of Irish laughter
lighten every load.
May the mist of Irish magic
shorten every road…
And may all your friends remember
all the favors you are owed!
More Blessings, Less Trouble
May your blessings outnumber
The shamrocks that grow,
And may trouble avoid you
Wherever you go.
Drinks Are One Me?
It is better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow
than to spend tonight like there’s no money!
Truth And Wisdom
May your wishes come true and your truth be wise.
Happy St. Patricks Day!
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Flesh And Fantasy
Leprechauns, castles, good luck and laughter.
Lullabies, dreams, and love ever after.
A thousand welcomes when anyone comes…
That’s the Irish for you!
Drinking All The glasses Off The Table
My friends are the best friends.
Loyal, willing and able.
Now let’s get to drinking!
All glasses off the table!
Running From The Devil
May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.
Too poppy. Too cheesy. Do yourself a favor and make sure none of these songs make it onto your St. Patrick’s Day party playlist.
If liquor were a pond and I were a duck,
I’d swim to the bottom and never come up…
but liquor is not a pond and I’m not a duck,
So tip your cup and let’s get [email protected]#ked up.
Luck Of The Irish
May the luck of the Irish
Lead to happiest heights
And the highway you travel
Be lined with green lights.
Wherever you go and whatever you do,
May the luck of the Irish be there with you.
More Funny Irish Toasts?
Do you know a few funny Irish toasts or St. Patrick’s Day toasts not on this list? Please share them in the comments and we will add them to this article. Thanks again for reading. And whether it’s whiskey or beer, hopefully, there’s plenty to cheer!