Have you ever been on the spot and asked to make a toast? It can be a very uncomfortable experience if you aren’t prepared. The secret is to keep it short and be prepared. Here are some funny Irish toasts that are easy to memorize. Many of these Irish drinking toasts will work both on St. Patrick’s Day or on a formal occasion, like an Irish wedding.
Merry Life And Cold Beer
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer and another one.
The Roof Above Our Friends
May the roof above us never fall in,
and may we friends gathered below never fall out.
Friends And Favors
May the lilt of Irish laughter
lighten every load.
May the mist of Irish magic
shorten every road…
And may all your friends remember
all the favors you are owed!
More Blessings, Less Trouble
May your blessings outnumber
The shamrocks that grow,
And may trouble avoid you
Wherever you go.
Heavy Pockets
May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light,
may good luck pursue you each morning and night.
Drinks Are One Me?
It is better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow,
than to spend tonight like there’s no money!
Flesh And Fantasy
Leprechauns, castles, good luck and laughter.
Lullabies, dreams, and love ever after.
A thousand welcomes when anyone comes…
That’s the Irish for you!
May Your Troubles Be Less And Your Blessings Be More
May your troubles be less and your blessings be more,
and nothing but happiness come through your door.
Drinking All The glasses Off The Table
My friends are the best friends.
Loyal, willing and able.
Now let’s get to drinking!
All glasses off the table!
Running From The Devil
May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.
Truth And Wisdom
May your wishes come true and your truth be wise.
Happy St. Patricks Day!
To A Sweetheart, A Bottle, And A Friend
Here’s to a sweetheart, a bottle, and a friend.
The first beautiful, the second full, and the last ever faithful.
Drunk Ducks
If liquor were a pond and I were a duck,
I’d swim to the bottom and never come up…
but liquor is not a pond and I’m not a duck,
So tip your cup and let’s get [email protected]#ked up.
Hindsight, Foresight, And Insight
May you have the hindsight to know where you’ve been,
the foresight to know where you are going,
and the insight to know when you have gone too far.
A Song In Your Heart And Warmed By Smiles
May your day be touched with a bit of Irish luck,
brightened by a song in your heart,
and warmed by the smiles of the people you love.
To Live 100 Years
May you live to be a hundred years,
with one extra year to repent.
Luck Of The Irish
May the luck of the Irish
Lead to happiest heights
And the highway you travel
Be lined with green lights.
Wherever you go and whatever you do,
May the luck of the Irish be there with you.
Live As Long As You Want
May you live as long as you want,
and never want as long as you live.
Small House, Big List Of Friends
May your home always be too small to hold all your friends.
Free Drinks And The Winds Of Fortune
May the winds of fortune sail you,
may you sail a gentle sea.
May it always be the other guy who says,
‘this drink’s on me.’
More Funny Irish Toasts And Drinking Quotes?
Do you know a few funny Irish toasts or St. Patrick’s Day toasts not on this list? Please share your favorite funny Irish sayings about drinking in the comments and we will add them to this article. Thanks again for reading. And whether it’s whiskey or beer, hopefully, there’s plenty to cheer!
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