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Home : Humor : 30 Dirty Irish Pick Up Lines That Will Probably Get You Slapped

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30 Dirty Irish Pick Up Lines That Will Probably Get You Slapped

If you're Irish and you love bad pick up lines, then you'll love this article. Use this list of dirty Irish pick up lines at your own risk!

March 16, 2023 by tracy collins
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Are you looking for some dirty Irish pick up lines for St. Patrick’s Day? Look no further! We’ve got some great choices that are sure to make an… impression. These Irish pick-up lines are guaranteed to either make someone smile, or get you slapped. While we can’t guarantee success, why not give these dirty Irish one-liners a try and see where the luck of the Irish takes you?

WARNING: These St. Patrick’s Day pick up lines are NSFW. If you would prefer something less offensive than dirty Irish one liners, then try reading these clean Irish jokes for kids.

Dirty Irish Pick Up Lines

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  1. Are you from Ireland? Cause when I look at you my pen!s is Dublin.
  2. “You look magically delicious, and I just happen to be a cereal adulterer.”
  3. You look magically delicious and I just happen to be a cereal dater.
  4. “Tip o’ the Trojan to ye!” “If you don’t sleep with me, the leprechauns have already won.”
  5. “How’d you like to help put the Irish Spring back into me shillelagh?”
  6. “Girl, I will shamrock your world.”
  7. “Well, lass, we’re the only ones still standing. How about it?”
  8. “Lassie, it’s your ancestral duty to drive the snake out of my pants!”
  9. “You’ve already had six Guinness draughts? Brilliant!”
  10. I don’t have four leaves, but if you pluck me, I’ll give you luck!
  11. Well, you caught me, lassie! Now I can grant ye one wish, as long as it involves tongue!
  12. I thought your smile was the shimmer from a pot of gold, so I followed it and found something as bright and beautiful as a rainbow at the end: YOU
  13. Let’s go out again, so we can share a pot of gold. Tequila gold that is…
  14. My lips are like the Blarney Stone. Kiss them for good luck.
  15. Don’t tell anybody, but I have a fridge full of Shamrock shakes back in my apartment, I’m taking one person at a time.
  16. Do you have a little bit of Irish in you? No? Would you like a little bit?
  17. Are you a pot of gold? Because I’d love to plunder your treasure.
  18. Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  19. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again in my kilt?
  20. Are you from Dublin? Because you’re making me Dublin in my pants.
  21. Are you from Dublin, cos I can see me Terenure clothes off?
  22. Are you from Ireland cause I’m Dublin just looking at you.
  23. If you were a Leprechaun, I’d let you hide your pot of gold in my bedroom.
  24. They say kissing the Blarney Stone gives you a gift. Wanna test that theory out with me?
  25. Are you a shamrock? Because you’re making me feel lucky tonight.
  26. You may not have a four-leaf clover tonight, but I know where you can find an eight-inch clover.
  27. You must be a Guinness because you’re making me feel like I’m at home in Ireland.
  28. I followed a rainbow here and found you. Now, can I see your pot of gold?
  29. That St. Patrick’s Day shirt would look even better on your bedroom floor!
  30. Can I see your lucky charms?

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