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15 Dirty Irish Pick Up Lines That Will Probably Get You Slapped

WARNING: These dirty Irish pick up lines are more likely to get you slapped than laid.

March 15, 2020 by tracy collins
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If you’re Irish and you love bad pick up lines, then you’ll love this article. Use this list of dirty Irish pick up lines at your own risk! If you would prefer something less offensive, then try reading these clean Irish jokes for kids.

Dirty Irish Pick Up Lines

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  1. Are you from Ireland? Cause when I look at you my penis is Dublin.
  2. “You look magically delicious, and I just happen to be a cereal adulterer.”
  3. You look magically delicious and I just happen to be a cereal dater.
  4. “Tip o’ the Trojan to ye!” “If you don’t sleep with me, the leprechauns have already won.”
  5. “How’d you like to help put the Irish Spring back into me shillelagh?”
  6. “Gurl, I will shamrock your world.”
  7. “Well, lass, we’re the only ones still standing. How about it?”
  8. “Lassie, it’s your ancestral duty to drive the snake out of my pants!”
  9. “You’ve already had six Guinness draughts? Brilliant!”
  10. I don’t have four leaves, but if you pluck me, I’ll give you luck!
  11. Well, you caught me, lassie! Now I can grant ye one wish, as long as it involves tongue!
  12. I thought your smile was the shimmer from a pot of gold, so I followed it and found something as bright and beautiful as a rainbow at the end: YOU
  13. Let’s go out again, so we can share a pot of gold. Tequila gold that is…
  14. My lips are like the Blarney Stone. Kiss them for good luck and the gift of the gab.
  15. Don’t tell anybody, but I have a fridge full of Shamrock shakes back in my apartment, I’m taking one person at a time.
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