Over the years, we’ve collected some of the most creative Star Wars Photoshops. Here are some funny Star Wars pictures and memes that only true Star Wars fans will fully appreciate.
Just imagine the phone calls between various world leaders and President Darth Vader. “Your lack of faith is disturbing Mr. Putin… you’ve failed me for the last time.” (choking noises)
Wookie Hair Everywhere
Wookie haircare is a huge untapped market. How many bottles of conditioner do you think the average Wookie needs each time they take a shower? Try unclogging that shower drain.
Honey, Messa Home!
Mr. T Yoda (Mr. Toda)
Old Yoda isn’t very intimidating and Baby Yoda from The Mandalorian is more cute than scary. But what about a Mr. T Yoda? “Pity the fool, you will.“
Brad Wars: Angelina Jolie vs Jennifer Anniston
Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston were America’s sweetheart couple until Pitt had an affair with Angelina Jolie in 2005 while filming the action-comedy Mr. & Mrs. Smith. The resulting tabloid headlines created “Brad Wars” a sensationalized Jolie vs Anniston storyline in entertainment media.
Captain Kirk Gets Choked By Darth Vader
In the opening scene of Star Wars: A New Hope, Darth Vader chokes a member of Princess Leia’s crew to death while interrogating him about the location of the Death Star’s plans. What if Captain Kirk from Star Trek was that crew member? “Scotty, one to beam out! ENERGIZE!!!”
The “Jabbarilla” is a Photoshopped cross between an Orangutans and Jabba The Hut. It really should be a Jabbagutan because this is an image of an Orangutan, not a Gorilla, but that’s too hard to figure out how to pronounce.
Harrison Ford was perfectly cast to play the role of Han Solo. But what if another actor, like Al Pacino was selected for the role? Thanks to Photoshop, we can help visualize what “Han Pacino” might look like.
Nothing else says “crazy” more than Nick Nolte‘s mugshot. In this image, Nolte’s mugshot is Photoshopped on Han Solo’s body creating Han Nolte.
In all seriousness, if Nolte was a little younger when the original Star Wars movies were made, he might have been a great choice for Han Solo. However, Nolte was already in his early 40s at the time and too old to be Han Solo. But Nolte would eventually become part of the Star Wars Universe many years later. When he was just shy of 80 years old, he performed the voice of Kuiil in The Mandalorian.
Han Hasselhoff – David Hasselhoff As Han Solo
Harrison Ford did a great job at showing off his chest hair in the Star Wars films. But between Knight Rider and Baywatch, David Hasselhoff‘s chest hair was so prominent, it should have gotten its own acting credit. Let’s use Photoshop to recast Luke as Gary Coleman while we’re at it. “Whatca talkin’ ’bout Han Solo?”
Seinfeld Wars / Seinwars
Darth Vader As The GodVader
Can you imagine if Darth Vader was in The Godfather movies?! Same dialog, same actors, just replace Marlon Brando with Darth Vader.
George Foreman Grill: R2-D2 Version
From fixing the Warp Drive in the Millennium Falcon to disabling the trash compactor on the Death Star, R2-D2 is one of the most useful droids from Star Wars (especially compared to C-3PO). But can R2-D2 cook? Here’s a Photoshopped version of what a cross between R2-D2 and a Geoge Foreman Grill might look like. Corn anyone?
Can you imagine if Garth, Dana Carvey‘s character from Wayne’s World, was cast as Luke Skywalker? What did Garth Skywalker and R2-D2 say when they first met Yoda? “We’re not worthy… we’re not worthy!”
FOX News Alert: Death Star Destroyed
If the Empire had a cable TV news affiliate on the forest moon of Endor (aka Tana), how do you think it would they cover the destruction of the Death Star?
Father Greedo Sarducci
This Photoshopped version of Greedo as Father Guido Sarducci is hilarious.
One of the most popular characters from the early days of Saturday Night Live was Don Novello’s Father Guido Sarducci. Sarducci was a chain-smoking priest with tinted glasses, who worked as a gossip columnist and rock critic for the Vatican newspaper L’Osservatore Romano.
What do you get when you cross Elvis with Han Solo? Elvis Solo! When he’s not smuggling cargo on the Kessel Run, he’s shaking his hips at the Mos Eisley Cantina. Looks like Han Solo the Empire “All Shook Up”!
Dirty Old Han Solo
Actors often struggle with typecasting after starring in huge films like Star Wars, but not Harrison Ford. He went on to star in a string of hit films after Star Wars including Indiana Jones, Blade Runner, and Air Force One. But what if he didn’t? What if Ford was reduced to making money at sci-fi conventions by signing autographs and posing for lewd photos with fans in a Stormtrooper costume?
Darth Vader Taking His Imperial Walkers For A Walk
Small Dog Speeder Bikes
Small dogs can almost be as fast and maneuverable as Speeder Bikes from Star Wars. Almost.
Cat Speeder Bikes
If you’re more of a cat person, then don’t worry, we’ve got a picture of cat speeder bikes too. The only question is, which one is faster? Cat speeder bikes or dog speeder bikes? That’s one race we’d like to see Anakin Skywalker compete in on a Podracing track.
Donald Trump Meets Darth Vader
Here’s a picture of President Donald Trump meeting Dart Vader for the first time. The original picture is actually of President Barack Obama talking to Matthew Ritsko, the winner of the 2011 Presidential Securing Americans’ Value and Efficiency (SAVE) award, in the Oval Office.
Obi-Wan Obama vs Darth McCain
Which set of Star Wars names are better for this picture, Obi-Wan Obama vs Darth McCain OR Barrack Obama Kenobi vs. John McEmperor?
Take a closer look. Former American Vice President, Dick Cheney, and a maskless Darth Vader actually look a lot alike.
Running The Empire Is A Family Business
Running The Empire is a family business. Just ask George W. Bush and George Bush Sr. Welcome to the Dark Side.
Kim Jabba-un / Kim Jong Hutt
In 2015, the Australian design website, DesignCrowd, asked graphic designers to imagine what it would look like “if Star Wars took over the world.” One of the entries was this brilliant mashup of North Korean leader, Kim Jong-un, and Jabba The Hut.
Imperial German War Machines: What If The Nazis Had AT-AT Walkers?
One of the most powerful vehicles from Star Wars is the AT-AT imperial walkers. Short for “All Terrain Armored Transports,” the AT-ATs were truly a force to be reckoned with.
This Photoshopped image shows what it might have looked like if the Nazis had Imperial German War Machines like AT-ATs in World War II. Good thing they didn’t otherwise you might be reading this article in German right now.
What If WWI Airplanes Had Droid Copilots?
No wonder, German ace pilot Lieutenant Arthur Laumann was so good in World War I. He had a droid for a copilot.
In all seriousness, the airplanes used in WWI were deathtraps. They were slow, had poor maneuverability, and were mostly made out of flammable wood and fabric. But with a Droid in control, who knows, maybe things would have been different.
Chewbacca Wins All Of The Olympics Medals
If there’s one person that you don’t want to compete against in the Olympics, it’s Chewbacca.
Mr. Beania: Mr. Bean As Princess Leia
Carrie Fisher’s portrayal of Princess Leia was adored by millions of fans around the world. Can’t say Rowan Atkinson‘s character, Mr. Bean, as Princess Leia would have the same impact.
The Final Moments Of The Last Jedi
I can barely chop an onion without cutting myself. Luckily, the Jedi are much more skilled when it comes to their lightsaber skills. Because if they weren’t, and a lightsaber accident like this happened, then we would have to re-title Star Wars A New Hope to The Last Jedi. Obi-Wan’s first lightsaber lesson should be: Never look down the barrel of a lightsaber.
And finally, what would an article about Photoshopped Star Wars photo be without paying tribute to Adobe Photoshop itself. Thank you Adobe WanKenobi, you are our only hope… in making silly Photoshopped Star Wars photos.
Funny Star Wars Pictures
Thanks for reading our list of funny Star Wars photos. If you find a funny Star Was picture that we don’t already have on this list, then please leave a comment below.
Frank Wilson is a retired teacher with over 30 years of combined experience in the education, small business technology, and real estate business. He now blogs as a hobby and spends most days tinkering with old computers. Wilson is passionate about tech, enjoys fishing, and loves drinking beer.