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32 Funny Star Wars Sex Quotes From The Original Movie Trilogy

Maybe Star Wars isn't the family friendly movie franchise that you thought it was. Here are the most outrageous Star Wars sex quotes from the original Star Wars Trilogy.

May 4, 1997 by jayfrankwilson
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  • Star Wars: A New Hope – Sexually Suggestive Double Entendres
  • The Empire Strikes Back: Star Wars Sex Quotes
  • Return Of The Jedi: Sexy Quotes From Star Wars
  • Funny Star Wars Sex Quotes
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Hey, isn’t Star Wars supposed to a family movie? Apparently that didn’t stop the writers from filling the script with ridiculous innuendos and sexually suggestive lines. Let the double entendres begin! Here are the most outrageous Star Wars sex quotes from the original Star Wars Trilogy films, A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back and Return Of The Jedi.

Here are some of the funniest Star Wars quotes that are also sexual references — #StarWars #StarWarsQuotes #FunnyStarWarsQuotes #SexySciFi #JediWisdom #StarWarsFans #StarWarsLife
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Star Wars: A New Hope – Sexually Suggestive Double Entendres

  1. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”
  2. “Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”
  3. “Put that thing away before you get us all killed.”
  4. “You’ve got something jammed in here real good.”
  5. “Aren’t you a little short for a Stormtrooper?”
  6. “You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”
  7. “Sorry about the mess…”
  8. “Look at the size of that thing!”
  9. “She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.”
  10. “Get clear Wedge, you can’t do any more good back there!”
  11. “I expect to be well paid. I’m in it for the money.”
  12. “Myself, the boy, two droids, and no questions asked.”






“Myself, the boy, two droids, and no questions asked.” — Star Wars Sex Quotes #StarWars #StarWarsQuotes #FunnyStarWarsQuotes #SexySciFi #JediWisdom #StarWarsFans #StarWarsLife
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The Empire Strikes Back: Star Wars Sex Quotes

  1. “Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?”
  2. “I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.”
  3. “There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.”
  4. “But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm…”
  5. “That’s okay, I’d like to keep it on manual control for a while.”
  6. “Hurry up, golden-rod…”
  7. “I must’ve hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?”
  8. “Possible he came in through the south entrance.”
  9. “Control, control! You must learn control!”
  10. “And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!”
  11. “Alright boys, keep it tight now.”

“Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?” — Star Wars Sex Quotes #StarWars #StarWarsQuotes #FunnyStarWarsQuotes #SexySciFi #JediWisdom #StarWarsFans #StarWarsLife
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Return Of The Jedi: Sexy Quotes From Star Wars

Star Wars Sex Quotes: Grab It!
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  1. “Grab me, Chewie. I’m slipping — hold on. Grab it, almost… you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie.”
  2. “Hey, point that thing someplace else.”
  3. “I look forward to completing your training. In time, you will call me master.”
  4. “I never knew I had it in me.”
  5. “There is good in him, I’ve felt it.”
  6. “She’s gonna blow!”
  7. “I think you’ll fit in nicely.”
  8. “Rise, my friend.”
  9. “Back door, huh? Good idea!”

“I look forward to completing your training. In time, you will call me master.” — Star Wars Sex Quotes #StarWars #StarWarsQuotes #FunnyStarWarsQuotes #SexySciFi #JediWisdom #StarWarsFans #StarWarsLife
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Funny Star Wars Sex Quotes

Funny Star Wars Sex Quotes: Keep It Tight
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You might not have realized it, but the Star Wars movies are ripe with outrageous double entendres. If you carefully read between the lines, Star Wars might be more X-rated than you thought.

What did you think about these Star War sex quotes? Funny? Outrageous? What do you think, did the George Lucas and his writers do it on purpose, or accidentally? Let us know in the comments.

Outrageous Double Entendre Sex Quotes From Star Wars
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NERD NOTE: George Lucas didn’t think that Star Wars would be a hit. In fact, he was so sure that the movie would flop that he skipped the premiere. Instead, he went on vacation to Hawaii with his friend Steven Spielberg. During that vacation, the duo came up with the idea for Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981).


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