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Home : Humor : 20 Funny WiFi Names That Will Make Your Neighbors Smile

WiFi Wars: Funny WiFi Names

20 Funny WiFi Names That Will Make Your Neighbors Smile

Got an issue with your neighbors but don't want to physically confront them? Try changing the name of your WiFi network name to send them a message.

September 17, 2013 by Joe Michaels
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Table of Contents[Hide][Show]
  • 01) We Can Hear You Having Sex
  • 02) Your Dog Shits In My Yard
  • 03) 3rdFloorAssholeSTFUonYourBalcony
  • 04) The Guy in 5C is Cheating On You
  • 05) Pls Pickup Your Cigarettes
  • 06) Your Music is Annoying
  • 07) Stop Stealing My Mail!
  • 08) Get Your Own Net Bro
  • 09) QUIT STEALING MY PAPER
  • 10) PlsPickUpYourDogPoop
  • 11) Stop Putting Your Trash In The Hallway
  • 12) Your Cooking Stinks Up Stairwell
  • 13) Shut The Barking Dog Up Apt #7
  • 14) A Balcony Isn't An Ashtray
  • 15) Apt #3 -> Go See a Therapist
  • 16) Stop Selling Drugs
  • 17) DEA Surveillance Van
  • 18) Your Dog Barks All Day
  • 19) Stop Wearing Heels In The Morning
  • 20) Really, asshole? Curry Again?
  • Funny WiFi Names

Got an issue with your neighbors but don’t want to physically confront them? The latest trend among frustrated neighbors is to use funny WiFi names to send a passive-aggressive message. That way, every time someone within a few hundred feet goes to sign-in to a WiFi network, they will see your network’s name. It’s a perfect solution if you’re looking to avoid awkward face-to-face confrontations with a hostile or threatening person who lives nearby.

Wifi Wars!!So if you have neighbors who leave cigarette butts everywhere, don’t pick up dog poop or have loud sex, then you might want to consider re-naming your network to something like this…

01) We Can Hear You Having Sex

Loud Sex

If you’ve ever lived in an apartment building or had roommates before then you’ve probably had this problem. Letting your neighbors know that you can hear them might solve your problem. Then, on the other hand, it might make it worse.

02) Your Dog Shits In My Yard

Dog Poop Problems

Dog owners can be lazy sometimes. It’s not that hard to bring a poop bag with you.

03) 3rdFloorAssholeSTFUonYourBalcony

Too Loud On The Balcony

A balcony can be both a blessing and a curse. Noise carries. Especially at night.

04) The Guy in 5C is Cheating On You

Not An Appropriate Time For Pictures.

Good idea, but what happens if the person who is dating the guy in apartment 5C never tries to get on the WiFi?

05) Pls Pickup Your Cigarettes

Totally agree with this one. Tossing cigarette butts everywhere just makes the whole neighborhood look trashy.

06) Your Music is Annoying

Music Vs Grammar

Does your neighbor blast loud music throughout your building at all hours of the day or night? Quick piece of advice: If you use your WiFi to passive-aggressively communicate, you might want to use proper grammar.

07) Stop Stealing My Mail!

Mailboxes
zsoul

08) Get Your Own Net Bro

Stealing Broadband

Is someone using your unprotected WiFi network and sucking up all of your bandwidth watching Netflix? Then lock it and rename it something like “GetYourOwnNetBro.”

09) QUIT STEALING MY PAPER

Newspaper Theft

Tired of walking outside to get the morning paper only to discover it’s missing? You can try complaining about it with your WiFi SSID, but what if your smart-ass neighbors respond in kind?

10) PlsPickUpYourDogPoop

Dog Poop
evilerin

Dog poop can make change a green lawn from a fun place for kids to play to a minefield of dangers.

11) Stop Putting Your Trash In The Hallway

Hall Trash
Photo via lisa

Can’t wait to get that stinky bag of trash out of your apartment but don’t feel like taking it to the curb just yet? Well, your neighbors can’t wait for you to get your stinky trash out of the hallway. Don’t be lazy. Just take it out to the dumpster or trash cans.

12) Your Cooking Stinks Up Stairwell

Thizz Face
Photo via greggoconnell

Good or bad, smells travel. Open a window before your microwave fish dinner wafts up the stairs.

13) Shut The Barking Dog Up Apt #7

Bark!

The passive-aggressive way to tell someone that they need to invest in a bark collar.

14) A Balcony Isn’t An Ashtray

Have you ever shared a balcony with a smoker? Yuck.

The Base Of An Ash Tray
Photo via maxwell gs

15) Apt #3 -> Go See a Therapist

The only thing worse than a long and loud fight with your significant other… is having to listen to someone else’s fight.

16) Stop Selling Drugs

Are your neighbors selling drugs? If so, you probably have all sorts of sketchy people hanging around your property. Telling them to stop via WiFi might help convince them to stop. If it doesn’t, then check out the next item.

17) DEA Surveillance Van

If you really want to freak out your drug selling neighbors, then naming your WiFi something like “DEA Surveillance Van.” It should properly freakout the high and already ultra-paranoid.

18) Your Dog Barks All Day

If you’re a dog owner, how do you know if your dog barks all day when you’re not home… unless your neighbors tell you?

19) Stop Wearing Heels In The Morning

Stop Wearing Heels

Someone wearing high heels as they frantically get ready for work in the morning can be especially annoying to someone downstairs…. especially when they don’t have to wake up early in the morning.

20) Really, asshole? Curry Again?

Food Odors

Cooking odors can go either way. Smell fantastic and make you jealous or make you want to puke.

Funny WiFi Names

If you think about it, passive-aggressively communicating with your neighbors basically the digital equivalent of an angry Post-It note.


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  1. jonash

    April 28, 2014 at 10:48 AM

    “The Guy in 5C is Cheating On You” is brilliant

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