85 Funny WiFi Network Names To Harass And Entertain Your Neighbors

Are your neighbors stealing your WiFi or annoying you? Just use your WiFi network name to send them an anonymous passive-aggressive message. Here are some funny WiFi network names that you can use to harass or entertain your neighbors.

Creating A List Of Funny WiFi Network Names

Creating a list of funny WiFi network names can be a fun and creative process. Think of it like virtual graffiti. Someone will notice your funny WiFi name but they won’t know who.

“I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.” ~ @1FOLLOWERNODAD (Sophia Benoit)

NERD NOTE: You should always change the default SSID (Service Set Identifier), or WiFi network name, that comes with your router? Why? If you don’t, it’s a signal for hackers to try to hack you. If you’re not smart enough to change your WiFi network name, then you probably didn’t change the password either. Why ask for extra attention from hackers if you don’t need to.

Good WiFi Names For Passive-Aggressive Communication With Your Neighbors

Here are some of the best WiFi names to playfully tease your neighbors. They all communicate a point, but in a very passive manner. They’ll get the hint, eventually.

1. Stop Wearing Heels In The Morning
2. You Stomp When You Walk
3. We All Can Hear You Having Sex
4. Sorry We Screw So Loud
5. They Guy In 3F Is Cheating On You
6. Please No More Grindcore At 3 AM
7. No Curtains? (.)(.) Nice Boobies!
8. Go Home Airbnb Tourists!
9. Loud Airbnb Guests Suck
10. This Neighborhood Sucks
11. Your Husband Is Really Ugly
12. Fish For Dinner Again, Asshole?
13. Stop Stealing My Mail
14. Stop Stealing My Newspaper
15. Stop Putting Your Bike In The Hallway
16. Get Off My Lawn
17. PlsPickUpUrDogsPoop
18. YourDogShitsInMyYard
19. Shut Up Your Dog – Or I Will
20. Don’t Put Your Trash In The Hallway

Funny WiFi Names That Will Freak Your Neighbors Out

If you really want to mess with your neighbors, then try using one of these funny WiFi network names.

21. Hidden Bedroom Webcam
22. I Like To Watch You Sleep
23. I’m Under Your Bed
24. I Fathered Your Child
25. IveSeenYouNaked
26. I Have Videos Of You Naked
27. I Left My Door Unlocked For You
28. Fr3e Amateur Pr0n From Apt #12
29. F*#t Me Daddy (OMG, see link)

Funny WiFi Network Names That Might Make WiFi Thieves Not Want To Connect To Your SSID

Trying to type a secure WiFi password on all of your digital devices can be a pain in the neck. Have you ever tried to type a secure password using a Roku remote before? So a lot of people will just create unsecured guest WiFi networks that don’t require a password. The only problem is, your neighbors can use it too. Here are some funny WiFi network names that might help discourage people from stealing WiFi from your router.

30. Coronavirus Infected WiFi
31. Virus Distribution Center
32. Virus WiFi
33. Virus Router Test
34. I Can Read Your Emails
35. Use At Your Own Risk
36. Password Hacking Router
37. Please Connect For Identity Theft
38. Get Your Own Damn Wi-Fi
39. No Free WiFi For You
40. Nacho WiFi
41. Does God Know U Steal My Internet?
42. Quit Using My WiFi
43. I Cracked Your Password
44. Ha Ha Hacked You!
45. Credit Card Hacker

Funny WiFi Names For Digitally Challenged Boomers

Helping older generations get online has been a challenge for decades. But sometimes what you name your WiFi network can save you from a tech support phone call from your parents or grandparents. Oh, the entire Internet is broken? Ok, Boomer.

46. Mom Use This One
47. DontUseThisInternet
48. Your Password Is Your Birthday
49. Click Here For The Internet
50. BoomerNet

The Best WiFi Names For People Who Like IT Jokes

If you work in IT or engineering, then you’ll probably like these funny WiFi names with tech references.

51. It Hurts When IP
52. 404 Network Unavailable
53. Tell My Wi-Fi Love Her
54. 128 KBPS WiFi
55. 192.168.1.1
56. INTERWEBZ
57. Get OFF My LAN
58. Help, I’m Trapped in a Router!
59. Router, I Hardly Know Her
60. Wi-Fight The Inevitable?

History & Pop Culture WiFi Jokes

61. 2 Girls 1 Router (Viral Sex Tape)
62. Bill Clinternet (President Bill Clinton)
63. Abraham Linksys (16th President Of The United States)
64. Martin Router King (Civil Rights Activist)
65. BenFrankLAN (Founding Father)
66. LAN of Milk & Honey (Isreal)
67. The Promised LAN (Hebrew Bible)
68. Drop It Like It’s Hotspot (Snoop Dogg song)
69. LANDownUnder (Men At Work song)
70. Wu-Tang LAN (Rap band)
71. 99 Problems But WiFi Ain’t One (Jay-Z Song)
72. Pretty Fly For A WiFi (Offspring song)
73. Friendly Neighborhood Spider-LAN (Spider-Man)
74. The LAN Before Time (Animated film)
75. Silence Of The LAN (Silence Of The Lambs)
76. LAN Of The Lost (1970s TV show)
77. Adobe Wan-Kenobi (Adobe software, Star Wars)
78. Skynet Global Defense Network (Terminator film reference)
79. The LAN In The High Castle (Philip K. Dick Book)
80. The LAN In The Iron Mask (Book, Movie)
81. LAN Of Steel (Superman)
82. A LAN Down By The River (Chris Farley SNL Skit)
83. Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo WiFi (Chimney Intruder)
84. I Can Haz Wireless? (I Can Has Cheezburger Blog)
85. All Your Bandwidth Belong To US (Bad Translation In Zero Wing Video Game)

More Funny WiFi Network Names?

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