IM/Chat Acronyms
Learn IMspeak before it learns you?
Created: 08/03/2005 | Updated: 02/08/2009 | By: J. LOVE | Comments

Do you speak txtspeak? No LOL? Well you better wake it up. If you don't learn soon, the next time you get an instant message, you might not understand it. Worse yet, it might be from your Grandmother.

Think I'm overreacting? Well, ROTFL TAFN NRN L8R!


AAB – Abort at birth
AFAIK - As far as I know
AFK - Away from keyboard / Anyone feeling kinky? / Anyone For F***?
AITR – Adult in the room

AKA - Also know as
ASAP - As soon as possible
ASL – Age, sex, location/ Anal sex lovers
A/S/L - Same as ASL

B4 - Before
BAK - Back at keyboard

BARF – Big assed round female
BBL - Be Back Later/Big breasted lady
BBS - Be Back Soon/Big bald stud
BBW - Big Bouncing Woman
BCNU - Be seeing you
BDG – Big d**ked guy
BFN - Bye for now Also: Big F***ing N**ger
BOHIC – Bend over here it comes
BRB - Be Right Back
BSOD - Blue Screen of Death, a computer crash.
BTBB - Born yo Be Bad
BTDT - Been There Done That
BTW - By the Way
BYOH - Bat you on the head

CFV - Call for votes
CRS – Can't remember s**t
CU - See you
CUL - See you Later
CUL8R - See you later
C2C – C**t to c**t or c**k to c**k

DN - Dark Net, a network of hacked, "Zombie" computers used for illegal ends."
DYJHIW - Don't you just hate it when...
DYS? – Do you suck

E or X - Ecstasy
EG - Evil grin
ETLA - Extended three letter acronym

F&R - F**k and Run
F2F - Face to face
FAQ - Frequently Asked Question
FFS - For F***ing Sake
FUBAR – F***ed up beyond all recognition
FOAD – F*** off and Die
FWIW - For what it's worth
FYA - For your amusement
FYI - For your information

G - Grin
GA - Go ahead
GBH - Great back hug
GBH&K - Great back hug & kiss
GILF - Girl I'd Like to F**k (Used by Pedophiles seeing female victims)
GR&D - Grinning, running & ducking

H - Hug
HB - Hug back
HH - Holding hands
HHOJ/K - Ha Ha, Only Joking/Kidding
HHOS - Ha Ha, Only Serious
HIWTH - Hate it when that happens
HI-5 – H.I.V.

IAE - In any event
IANAL - I am not a lawyer
IBN - I'm Buck Naked!
IDK - I don't know
IMO – In my orifice
IMHO - In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO - In my not so humble opinion
IMO - In my opinion
IOM _ I Open Mouth (An invitation for cyber or real life oral sex)
IOW - In other words
IRL - In Real Life
IYKWIM - If you know what I mean

JB - Jail Bate (underage) / Jew Baiter
JAM - Just a Minute
JASE - Just another system error
J/K - Just kidding / Jacking (As in masturbation)
JO or J/O - Jacking Off

K - Kiss
KOD - Kiss Of Death
KOF - Keep on Fu**ing
KB - Kiss back
KOTC - Kiss on the cheek

L8R - Later
L - Laugh
LMAO - Laughing my a** off
LOL - Laughs Out Loud Also: Licks on Labia
LYLAB/S - Love You Like A Brother/Sister
LMIRL - Let's Meet in Real Life
METH – Crystal methamphetamine

MILF – Mother I'd like to f**k

MORF - Male or female
MOTAS - Members of the appropriate sex
MOTOS - Members of the opposite sex
MOTSS - Members of the same sex
MUD - Multi User Dungeon

N2N - Not Tonight
NIFOC - Naked in Front of Computer
NINE – 9 millimeter handgun
NFW - No F***ing way
NRN - No reply necessary
NSN - Need Sex Now

OBER – Old big enormous rod
OBTW - Oh, by the way
OIC - Oh, I see

OMG – Old men's goodies
OTOH - On the other hand
OTT - Over the Top
PD - Public domain
PHAT – Pretty hot and tempting

PLOS – Parents looking over shoulder
POS - Parents looking over shoulder
PTL - Praise the Lord

PMJI - Pardon me, Jumping in (when you interrupt a conversation)
PMFJI - Pardon me for jumping in (same as above)
PITA - Pain in the a**
POTC - Peck on the cheek

RC - "Recular Cut" slang for Circumcised.
REHI - Hello again
RFD - Request for discussion

RMHB – Ride me hard baby
ROTFL - Rolling on the Floor Laughing (also ROFL)
ROTFLMAO - Roll on the floor laughing my a** off
RSN - Real soon now
RTFM - Read The F***ing Manual
RUOK - Are you OK?

S - Smile
SB - Smiles back
SITD - Still in the dark
SIG - Shorthand for the NAZI salute, Sig Heil
SNAFU - Situation normal, all F****ed up
SO - Significant other
SOL - S*** outta luck (not us)
SS - Depending on context: NAZI or "Sword Swallower" a sexual reference
STFU - Shut the F*** Up
SW - Shareware
SYD - So's Your Dad
SYL - See you later
SYM - So's your Mom

TARFU - Things are really f***ed up
TGIF - Thank God it's Friday
TIA - Thanks in advance
TIC - Tongue in cheek
TLA - Three letter acronym
TNX - Thanks
TNX 1.0E6 - Thanks a million
TTFN - Ta Ta for Now
TTYL - Talk to You Later

UFIA - Unsolicited Finger in the Anus
UFIP - Unsolicited Finger in the P***y
UFIU - Unsolicited Finger in the Urethra (Not actually possible, but a common Gay fantasy)

VEG - Very evil grin
VES - Very evil smile
VWG - Very wicked grin
VWS - Very wicked smile
W - Wink
WG - Wicked grin
WRT - With regard to (also with respect to)
WTF - What the Foobar?
WTH - What the hell
WTHDTM - What the hell does that mean
WAREZ - Software that's been stolen, illegal software

YKYBOTLW - You know you've been on-line too long when...
YAH / YAW - You're a Whore
YR, Y/R - Yeah, Right

ttyl Talk to you later tiny terds yelling loud
lol laugh out loud losers are lame
AFAIK As far as I know  
AFK Away from keyboard Anyone feeling kinky?
brb Be right back British rule Britian
AITR Adult in the room am i totally retarded?
btw by the way butts that wiggle
BBS Be Back Soon Big bald stud
BTDT Been There Done That  
sup what's up? soup understands problems
sup what's up? soup understands problems
l8ter later later
ASL Age, sex, location Anal sex lovers
BARF Big assed round female barf?
ttfn Ta ta for now toupeees that feel nappy
gtg Got to go going to grease-up
yt You there? yummy turtles
gmta Great minds think alike gotta make turds again
imho In my humble opinion i'm a ho
np No problem no pants
nrn No response necessary need rusty noodles
otp On the phone old tiny people
rotfl Rolling on the floor laughing really old turds float longer
tafn That's all for now talk and fart normally
sys See you soon stupid? yes stupid
kis Keep it simple kids in Syracuse
iirc If I recall correctly is it really crusty community email
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