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Dude They're Gonna Chop Your Balls Off!
Dude They're Gonna Chop Your Balls Off!

14 Rejected Children’s Books

December 11, 2002 by jayfrankwilson
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Book publishers are constantly pitched new book ideas by authors, but not everything gets published. Here are some funny rejected children’s books that never made it to print.

The Berenstain Bears: Why Is Mommy Moaning?

The Berenstain Bears: Why Is Mommy Moaning?
The Berenstain Bears: Why Is Mommy Moaning?

Whose Baby Is It?

Whose Baby Is It?
Whose Baby Is It?

What Are Mommy And Daddy Doing?

Teletubbies: What Are Mommy And Daddy Doing?
Teletubbies: What Are Mommy And Daddy Doing?

Run Away From Home: Your Parents Will Thank You

Run Away From Home - Your Parents Will Thank You
Run Away From Home – Your Parents Will Thank You

The Rifleman

The The Rifleman
The Rifleman

Let’s S**t In The Woods

Let'S Shit In The Woods
Let’s S**t In The Woods

Paddington Gets Tanked

Paddington Gets Tanked
Paddington Gets Tanked





My First Rave – Fun With “X”

My First Rave - Fun With &Quot;X&Quot;
My First Rave – Fun With “X”

The Little Engine That Couldn’t Because He Was A Worthless Bum Like Your Father

The Little Engine That Couldn'T Because He Was A Worthless Bum Like Your Father
The Little Engine That Couldn’t Because He Was A Worthless Bum Like Your Father

Horton Hires A Ho!

Horton Hires A Ho!
Horton Hires A Ho!

My Foot In Your Ass – Dr. Seuss’s Wacky Book Of Ass Whoopin’s

My Foot In Your Ass - Dr. Seuss'S Wacky Book Of Ass Whoopin'S
My Foot In Your Ass – Dr. Seuss’s Wacky Book Of Ass Whoopin’s

Daddy Ran Off With A Whore, Mom Doesn’t Love You Anymore!

Daddy Ran Off With A Whore, Mom Doesn'T Love You Anymore!
Daddy Ran Off With A Whore, Mom Doesn’t Love You Anymore!

Curious George Finds A Suspicious Package And Alerts The Bomb Squad

Curious George Finds A Suspicious Package And Alerts The Bomb Squad
Curious George Finds A Suspicious Package And Alerts The Bomb Squad

Dude, They’re Gonna Chop Your Balls Off!

Dude They'Re Gonna Chop Your Balls Off!
Dude They’re Gonna Chop Your Balls Off!

More Rejected Children’s Books?

What did you think about the Dr. Seuss books on this list? Do you know any more funny rejected children’s books? Please let us know in the comments.

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