Book publishers are constantly pitched new book ideas by authors, but not everything gets published. Here are some funny rejected children’s books that never made it to print.
The Berenstain Bears: Why Is Mommy Moaning?
Whose Baby Is It?
What Are Mommy And Daddy Doing?
Run Away From Home: Your Parents Will Thank You
The Rifleman
Let’s S**t In The Woods
Paddington Gets Tanked
My First Rave – Fun With “X”
The Little Engine That Couldn’t Because He Was A Worthless Bum Like Your Father
Horton Hires A Ho!
My Foot In Your Ass – Dr. Seuss’s Wacky Book Of Ass Whoopin’s
Daddy Ran Off With A Whore, Mom Doesn’t Love You Anymore!
Curious George Finds A Suspicious Package And Alerts The Bomb Squad
Dude, They’re Gonna Chop Your Balls Off!
More Rejected Children’s Books?
What did you think about the Dr. Seuss books on this list? Do you know any more funny rejected children’s books? Please let us know in the comments.
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