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Terrible 1980s Pick Up Lines

Let's let these 80s hunks speak for themselves...

Feb 22, 2010 by J. Frank Wilson
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Does your significant other complain that you’re not “romantic” enough? Perhaps this dating video from the 1980s might help set them straight.

After coughing up a few of these terrible pick up lines, simple everyday conversation like “Please pass the salt” will sound romantic.

Here are some of our favorite lines from the video. Enjoy!

  • Tweet It! I’m an executive by day and wild man by night.
  • Tweet It! Hi my name is Phil. Most of my good friends call me big Phil.
  • Tweet It! I’m not afraid to get sand on my Tuxedo.
  • Tweet It! I do fashion photography.
  • Tweet It! I consider myself a refined valley dude.
  • Tweet It! Who so binds to himself a joy thus a winged life destroy.
  • Tweet It! I’m looking for the Goddess. Are you the Goddess?
  • Tweet It! I’m a 25 year subscriber to both Playboy and The New Yorker.
  • Tweet It! At night I operate a damsel in distress hotline. I guess you’d call me at night.
  • Tweet It! I’m just sugar and spice and all those things that are nice.
  • Tweet It! I like to wear bright socks.
  • Tweet It! Life is a playground and I want somebody to play with.
  • Tweet It! I will cry at a commercial.
  • Tweet It! I’m interested in most phases of data processing.
  • Tweet It! Type A I’m not. Comfortable, caring and serious about a relationship I am.

Want to save this YouTube video onto your computer? Here’s a step-by-step methodshop.com tutorial on how to rip video files off YouTube.com and convert them for any iTunes compatible device like an iPod, iPhone or Apple TV.

J. Frank Wilson
J. Frank Wilson

Frank Wilson is a retired teacher with over 30 years of combined experience in the education, small business technology, and real estate business. He now blogs as a hobby and spends most days tinkering with old computers. Wilson is passionate about tech, enjoys fishing, and loves drinking beer.


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