Save Stargate for Pierre Bernard

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Pierre Bernard from Late Night with Conan O’Brien is comfortable and furious about the cancellation of Stargate SG-1!

Last Friday, Conan aired another installment of “Pierre Bernard’s Recliner of Rage” where Pierre verbally thrashed SCI-FI executive vice president of programming Mark Stern and asked him to reverse the show’s cancellation (story). Pierre calls the Sc-Fi Friday night lineup of Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, and Battlestar Galactica his “holy trinity” because of their female cast members.

Pierre, has gained notoriety among Stargate fans for repeatedly defending the Sci-Fi series on Late Night with Conan O’Brien as well as appearing in several episodes of Stargate SG-1 including the 200th episode as a zombie.

Check out the Save Stargate SG-1 installment of “Pierre Bernard’s Recliner of Rage” on YouTube. When you are done please head over to SaveStargateSG1.com and help keep Pierre’s “Friday night fantasy threesome” alive!

Here’s the transcript of Pierre’s rant:

“Recently I’ve been spending even more time than usual online. Partly because I’ve been collecting anime action figures by Monsieur-Bome on eBay, but mostly because of all the opinions I’ve been posting in the SG1 newsgroup on Yahoo.

Stargate is by far my favourite TV show, so you can imagine how stunned I was when I discovered on August 19th at 10.23am that SCI FI network was cancelling it.

The news was so devastating that I became light-headed and I prayed that it was all just a horrible night’s dream. I even took one of the vicodin’s I had been prescribed after my recent kidney stone surgery, but even that couldn’t ease my pain.

I soon found out that a SCI FI Channel executive named MARK STERN was largely responsible for cancelling Stargate. He immediately went to the top of my enemies list.

You see, Stargate SG-1 had been my favourite television show. It also served as the crown jewel in my Friday night SCI FI Channel lineup, which also included Stargate Atlantis and Battlestar Galactica.

The glorious lineup was made all the more compelling by the presence of actresses Amanda Tapping, Grace Park, Rachel Luttrell, who together form my holy trinity of fantasy females.

Now my Friday night SCI FI fantasy threesome has been completely destroyed.

Bottom line, America! Mark Stern should reverse his decision on cancelling Stargate SG-1 so I can continue to enjoy my Friday night fantasy threesome!”

[Hat Tip to GateWorld.net]

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