Is Paris Hilton smart? Probably not. There are just too many Paris Hilton dumb moments that say otherwise. This latest debacle is a doozy. According to her new custom made t-shirts, she doesn’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re.” The front of the shirt says “That’s Hot,” but the back says “Your Not” instead of You’re Not.
Come on Paris, please stop making it so easy for the world to confirm what we already know, you’re an idiot! We know you’re stupid, but now you’re wearing your stupidity on a t-shirt in public.
Look, at the ripe old age of 25, if you still don’t know the difference between your and you’re (and you printed evidence of such on a t-shirt), it’s time to retire from the grind that is your empty life of partying around the globe on your Grandfather’s private Hilton Hotels jet.
Why Is Paris Hilton Famous? Can’t Someone Else Do The Same Paris Hilton Dumb And Famous Act Better?
Don’t you need some kind of skill, talent, or impact on the world to be famous? Paris Hilton can’t act, can’t sing, is rumored to have herpes (according to the NY Post) and based on this t-shirt picture, needs to get hooked on phonics, instead of hooked on partying. But despite her lack of talent, she remains the queen of gossip… for now.
It won’t be long until someone smarter can pull off the same Paris Hilton dumb and famous act but better. All you need to succeed is a famous relative, a sex tape, and the desire to share every aspect of your life on the Internet.
Who Can We Blame For Paris Hilton?
I finally decided to ask the question. Whose fault is it that this talentless nobody remains on the cover of magazines, in the news, and on TV? It’s simple, since 1980 the world has been infatuated with a young blonde woman from Manhattan with perky breasts and loose morals. Specifically, Lacey Underalls, the spoiled rich girl from the movie Caddyshack.
Not a believer? Still not convinced? Here’s an in-depth comparison between Paris Hilton and Lacey Underalls. Put on an anti-viral panty liner and let the battle between the spoiled blonde rich girls begin!