We’re not sure why some people think peeing on an electric fence is ever a good idea. Yet, the Internet is full of videos of people who have tried to pee on an electric fence. What would happen if you peed on an electric fence? Wonder no more! Here are some people who immediately regretted peeing on an electric fence.
Man Gets Knocked Out After Peeing On Mont-Joli Airport Security Fence
The bitter cold isn’t the only thing that might shock you at Mont-Joli Airport in northeastern Quebec, Canada. In 1997, this poor guy picked the wrong object to pee on. You can see a visible electric shock after he starts urinating on the airport’s electric security fence. The man then falls back into the snow, completely knocked out from the electric shock.
Guy Pees On Electric Fence And Then Starts Dancing In Pain
If you could start this clip earlier, you probably would have heard the words “hold my beer and watch this!” Much to the amusement of his friends, this guy produces an electric bolt and a loud zap noise when he pees on an electric fence. The dancing and noises he makes immediately afterward are pretty funny.
Woman Faceplants Into Dog Poop AFter Peeing On An Electric Fence
99% of the videos on YouTube of people peeing on an electric fence are guys. It’s easier for guys to pee standing up and it’s probably fair to say that women usually have better common sense. Here’s the only video we found of a woman peeing on an electric fence. After several failed countdowns, she pees, falls forward and then faceplants into a pile of poop. Oops! What’s worse, the shock or the poop? It’s hard to decide.
2 Guys, 1 Electric Fence
Here’s a strange video. Two guys pull up to an electric fence, get out, and then both pee on the electric fence at the same time. They also both get knocked out at the same time from the electric shock. After watching the video, we’re still not sure if the act was accidental or not.
What Would Happen If You Peed On An Electric Fence?
National Geographic took a scientific look at what exactly happens when you pee on an electrified fence. The host of the segment considers peeing on a fence on a fence himself. But after running some voltage tests, he wisely forgoes his initial consideration.
Don’t Whiz On The Electric Fence
If you are still considering peeing on an electrified fence, then perhaps this song from The Ren & Stimpy Show called “Don’t Whiz On The Electric Fence” might help convince you otherwise.
When nature’s callin’
Don’t be stalin’
Use your common sense
Before you let it flow
Find a place to go
Just don’t whiz on the
If you’re gonna explode
You can use the commode
Of igloos, cave dwellings
No need to explain when
You gotta drain
Just don’t whiz on the
You can swizzle on the sofa
Piddle in the air
Tinkle in the toilet
That’s why it is there
You can let it rain
In the breakfast lane
While waving at ladies
Just don’t whiz on…
Don’t whiz on
Don’t whiz on the electric fence!