When it comes to satire, The Onion has always ranked among the best. The Onion first bloomed in 1988 at the University of Wisconsin, Madison and through the years has grown from fertile ground into “America’s Finest News Source”.
The Onion News Network Gets A Second Season On IFC
Just last night The Onion News Network (ONN) began its second season on the Independent Film Channel (IFC) with an earth shattering episode titled “Asteroid Heads To Earth” ONN’s entire news team is so spot on, it is difficult to pick a favorite, but you have to love their hard news gal Brooke Alvarez (Suzanne Sena) and Autistic Reporter Michael Falk (John Cariani).
I was lucky enough to attend the exclusive, live New York staging of the show on Monday night and boy did the entertainment rock! In fact, the entire evening was all about rocks…there were Pop Rocks, Rock Candy, actual rocks in the center pieces, talk of an Asteroid Rock ending the world and of course A LOT of very strong alcohol on the rocks.
It was all a blast, but the highlight of the evening was listening to rapper/actor Ice-T‘s wife Coco explain her clever plan to rescue humanity from impeding doom. Forget modern technology, Coco was willing to make the ultimate sacrifice and use her quality ASSets to create “Ass Gravity” thereby diverting the asteroid and saving the planet. As Ice-T put it, “Hah…Obama didn’t think of that!!” I love the idea so much that in the future I am going to use “Ass Gravity” to solve all of life’s most difficult problems!
Although the earth really wasn’t destroyed and we all had to return to work the next day, it was fun to see celeb reality stars such as Ice-T, Coco, Chef Chris Nirschel, Tanisha Thomas and a couple of Mob Wives usher in the pretend Apocalypse.
The State Fair that Never Was: 20 Rejected Rides and Activities that Would Have Been Hilariously Bizarre
State fairs could have featured a variety of unusual activities such as reverse bumper cars, piggyback racing, and even a human whack-a-mole, but most of these ideas never made it past the concept stage.
75 Funny Out Of Office Messages (That Will Make Your Coworkers Smile)
Here are some funny out of office messages that you can copy or use for inspiration. Have fun wherever you are going, even if it’s to a new job.
The 26 Grossest Things People Found In Fast Food (From Condoms To Rat Heads)
A used tampon in a steak. Cockroaches baked into hash browns. Even severed fingers in chili. Here are the most disgusting and nasty things people found in fast food orders.
Chicago Remembers Infamous ‘Dave Matthews Band Poopgate’ 20 Years Later
Let’s hold our noses and try to relive one of Chicago’s stinkiest moments in history: Dave Matthews Band Poopgate.
Drunk Yoga Poses: The Art of Flexibility in a State of Inebriation
See these drunk yoga poses performed effortlessly by passed out drunks, including the Dolphin, Setu Bandha Sarvangasana, Marjaryasana, Halasana, Dolphin, Balasana, Salambhasana, Ananda Balasana, Malasana, and Laying Pigeon Pose.
Urinal Etiquette: A Guide to the Unspoken Rules of Public Restrooms
Urinal Etiquette is an essential skill for men to learn, including standing close to the Urinal, avoiding eye contact, not taking photos, and flushing if possible.
Lace Up Your Funny Bone: 20+ Funny Doily Jokes That Will Really Annoy Grandma
Discover hilarious doily jokes and puns that’ll make you laugh! Perfect for craft lovers and humor enthusiasts alike.
The 20 Best Ferris Bueller Quotes From Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Here are some of the best Ferris Bueller quotes that have made the 1986 film, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, so timeless.
10 Ways To INCREASE Your Odds Of A Shark Attack
Here are some ways that you can *increase* your chances of a shark attack. That’s right. This article has a list of tips that will help you increase, not decrease, your chances of being attacked by a shark.
7 Reasons Why A Team America 2 Sequel Will Never Get Made
Sorry Team America fans. Our chances of a sequel are not good. Here are all the reasons why Team America 2 will never get made.
I’m a Quoter, Dottie, A Rebel: 6 Great Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure Quotes
These Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure quotes will help you remember all the outlandish fun of Pee-Wee and his pals. Take the adventure now.
12 Funny Stormtrooper Quotes From Star Wars – How Many Do You Remember?
Sometimes Stormtroopers say the dumbest things. How many of these funny Stormtrooper quotes do you remember?
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