When it comes to satire, The Onion has always ranked among the best. The Onion first bloomed in 1988 at the University of Wisconsin, Madison and through the years has grown from fertile ground into “America’s Finest News Source”.
The Onion News Network Gets A Second Season On IFC
Just last night The Onion News Network (ONN) began its second season on the Independent Film Channel (IFC) with an earth shattering episode titled “Asteroid Heads To Earth” ONN’s entire news team is so spot on, it is difficult to pick a favorite, but you have to love their hard news gal Brooke Alvarez (Suzanne Sena) and Autistic Reporter Michael Falk (John Cariani).
I was lucky enough to attend the exclusive, live New York staging of the show on Monday night and boy did the entertainment rock! In fact, the entire evening was all about rocks…there were Pop Rocks, Rock Candy, actual rocks in the center pieces, talk of an Asteroid Rock ending the world and of course A LOT of very strong alcohol on the rocks.
It was all a blast, but the highlight of the evening was listening to rapper/actor Ice-T‘s wife Coco explain her clever plan to rescue humanity from impeding doom. Forget modern technology, Coco was willing to make the ultimate sacrifice and use her quality ASSets to create “Ass Gravity” thereby diverting the asteroid and saving the planet. As Ice-T put it, “Hah…Obama didn’t think of that!!” I love the idea so much that in the future I am going to use “Ass Gravity” to solve all of life’s most difficult problems!
Although the earth really wasn’t destroyed and we all had to return to work the next day, it was fun to see celeb reality stars such as Ice-T, Coco, Chef Chris Nirschel, Tanisha Thomas and a couple of Mob Wives usher in the pretend Apocalypse.
The AutoWed Machine: The Wedding Vending Machine That Can Marry You
The only way to make a shotgun wedding any faster is the AutoWed Machine. Now getting married is as easy as using an ATM.
Bizarre Doily Art So Creepy, It Will Make You Want to Burn Your Crochet Supplies
If you’re looking for some creative lace doily art that will really keep you up at night, then these are the pieces for you. Just be warned, you may never look at doily artwork the same way again.
20 Funny Autocorrect Jokes
Autocorrect can be a lifesaver at times, but it can also lead to some pretty hilarious mishaps. Here are a few funny autocorrect jokes.
14 Best Simpsons Guest Stars Of All-Time (In No Particular Order)
From The Beatles and Rodney Dangerfield to Stephen Hawking, here are some of the funniest and most impactful Simpsons guest stars of all time.
I’m a Quoter, Dottie, A Rebel: 6 Great Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure Quotes
These Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure quotes will help you remember all the outlandish fun of Pee-Wee and his pals. Take the adventure now.
Ahoy! 7 Epic Quotes From Pirates Of The Caribbean
Here are some of our favorite quotes from Pirates of the Caribbean.
65 Funny Wine Jokes, One Liners, And Puns
Do you love wine? Do you love jokes? If so, you’re in for a treat! Here are some funny wine jokes and puns to enjoy with your next glass of favorite wine. Cheers!
The Amazing DVD Rewinder: Be Kind And Rewind Your… DVDs?!
Do you have too many DVDs and not enough time to rewind them? The DVD Rewinder is the perfect solution and provides the world’s fastest DVD rewind!
30 Best Spinal Tap Quotes That All Rock Fans Should Know
The funniest quotes, classic one-liners, and ridiculous dead-pan banter from this mockumentary were all just made up by the Spinal Tap cast. Here are the best Spinal Tap quotes from the classic 1984 film.
15 Strange Buses, Big Buses, And Unusual Trucks From Around The World
Here’s a fun collection of strange buses, big buses, and unusual trucks from around the world.
10 Ways To INCREASE Your Odds Of A Shark Attack
Here are some ways that you can *increase* your chances of a shark attack. That’s right. This article has a list of tips that will help you increase, not decrease, your chances of being attacked by a shark.
Watercolor Paintings Of Cats Driving The 10 Best Muscle Cars Of All Time
Cats get behind the wheel of the best muscle cars of all time in this hilarious collection of watercolor paintings. See felines take the wheel of classic muscle cars like Mustangs and Camaros, purring with power. Meow!
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