When it comes to satire, The Onion has always ranked among the best. The Onion first bloomed in 1988 at the University of Wisconsin, Madison and through the years has grown from fertile ground into “America’s Finest News Source”.
The Onion News Network Gets A Second Season On IFC
Just last night The Onion News Network (ONN) began its second season on the Independent Film Channel (IFC) with an earth shattering episode titled “Asteroid Heads To Earth” ONN’s entire news team is so spot on, it is difficult to pick a favorite, but you have to love their hard news gal Brooke Alvarez (Suzanne Sena) and Autistic Reporter Michael Falk (John Cariani).

I was lucky enough to attend the exclusive, live New York staging of the show on Monday night and boy did the entertainment rock! In fact, the entire evening was all about rocks…there were Pop Rocks, Rock Candy, actual rocks in the center pieces, talk of an Asteroid Rock ending the world and of course A LOT of very strong alcohol on the rocks.

It was all a blast, but the highlight of the evening was listening to rapper/actor Ice-T‘s wife Coco explain her clever plan to rescue humanity from impeding doom. Forget modern technology, Coco was willing to make the ultimate sacrifice and use her quality ASSets to create “Ass Gravity” thereby diverting the asteroid and saving the planet. As Ice-T put it, “Hah…Obama didn’t think of that!!” I love the idea so much that in the future I am going to use “Ass Gravity” to solve all of life’s most difficult problems!
Although the earth really wasn’t destroyed and we all had to return to work the next day, it was fun to see celeb reality stars such as Ice-T, Coco, Chef Chris Nirschel, Tanisha Thomas and a couple of Mob Wives usher in the pretend Apocalypse.
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Urinal Etiquette is a vital man skill that all fathers should teach their sons. But did dad remember to teach you all the rules?
Has The Dalai Lama Ever Seen The Movie Caddyshack?
There’s a legendary Caddyshack Dalai Lama quote by Bill Murray’s character in the hit 1980 film. But does the Dalai Lama even know about it?
35 Famous Caddyshack Quotes That’ll Make You Laugh
An exclusive golf club, Rodney Dangerfield, and a destructive dancing gopher… what could go wrong? These are the best Caddyshack quotes from the classic 1980 film.
250+ Funny Dirty Mom Jokes That Will Make Everyone Laugh (Even Mom)! (NSFW)
Motherhood: the job that requires no experience, pays no salary, and never gives you a day off. But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with some hilarious dirty Mom jokes and one-liners that will have everyone (including Mom) in stitches!
Funny Videos Of People Peeing On An Electric Fence
Here are some funny videos of people who immediately regretted peeing on an electric fence.
The 30 Best Goonies Quotes (Goonies Never Say Die!)
Here are the most famous Goonies quotes from Steven Spielberg’s classic 1980s kid adventure, The Goonies, starring Josh Brolin, Sean Astin, and Corey Feldman.
Princess Bride Trivia: 25 Inconceivable Facts About The Beloved Film
How good is your Princess Bride trivia knowledge? Here are some great trivia facts about the 1987 Rob Reiner directed romantic comedy
20 Short And Funny Out Of Office Messages Generated By The ChatGPT Chatbot
Whether you’re going on vacation or simply taking a break, these short and funny out of office messages created by ChatGPT will make your colleagues smile while letting them know you’re away from the office.
Guy Gets Owned By A Surf Simulator That Tries To Rip Off His Pants
This surf simulator from hell that will try to strip you naked.
Mount Up! Here Are The 16 Funniest Three Amigos Quotes
From “You sons of a motherless goat!” to “Do you have anything besides Mexican food?”, here are the best Three Amigos quotes from the classic 1986 film.
130 Best Yo Mama Jokes Of All Time (NSFW)
One of the ultimate insults, is making fun of your opponent’s mother. So, it doesn’t hurt to be prepared. Here are some funny Yo Mama Jokes that will have everyone laughing.
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